Season 4 - complete transscripts of the eps
(transcription by Ramona Deininger ( http://www.crowwings.com) - spring 2004)

This is not meant to be any violation of courtesy or copyrights. The texts are still Salter Street Films / Paul Donovans / Lexx Gigeroffs - but the transscripts were my effort and work. Please keep that in mind when quoting or posting them!

4.09 - Fluff Daddy

Stan: "It's a type 13 planet, it's in its final stage. It's infected with some kind of alien. We are going to leave!"
On the bridge: Stan is circling Kai during his monolog and somehow restless, while Kai doesn't move at all.
Stan: "Now, that we know. The question is: where do we go?"
790: "I suggest you go several pieces to your left, until you fall off the bridge to your death."
Stan: "Ough, what about you, Kai, any constructive ideas? No?"
No reaction.
Stan: "Oh, let me guess: you don't care where we go."
Kai: "The dead don't care where you go."

Bunny on the screen.
Bunny: "Hello? Hello? I'm looking for Stanley H. Tweedle. Are you there? Hello?"
Stan: "Bunny!"
Bunny: "I want you, I need you. In my arms, in my bed. Right now. I made love to the wrong man and you ßßß my hot body still aches for the real Stanley Tweedle. Please come to the White House and make sweet love to me."
Stan: "Oh, good good, Bunny. I'm glad we cleared that up. You know?"
Screen off.
Stan: "Okay, that's it. I am going back to Earth. Pronto!"
Kai: "Are you sure you want to return to an alien infected type 13 planet in its final stage?"
Stan: "Look, every planet has its flowers/flowe. Besides I want you to come with me for protection."
790: "Kai can't go anywhere. He has a date. On my face."
Kai: "I will acompany you, if you wish, Stanley."
Xev, harsh looking, raw voice.
Xev: "I wonna come, too."
Kai: "For what reason?"
Xev: "No reason. I just ... (Groal)...want to."
They leave the Lexx on a moth.

Trailer

They land in front of the White House on green grass.
Stan: "Alright, come on, I might not be the the first inside the First Lady. But I'm ready to be the best."
Xev speaks low and very slow.
Xev: "I want to take a walk."
Kai: "Perhabs I should join you."
Stan: "But, - ohnononono. You promised to stick with me, remember? Ey, Xev, you can take your walk later."
But she doesn't listen and moves away. She looks strange. Kai notices.
Kai: "Xev is not well. I will go after her."
Stan: "No way!" 
Kai: "I will return, Stanley. Enjoy your sexual encounter with the president's wife."
Kai leaves and Stan shouts after him.
Stan: "Yeah, I'll try!"

The oval office opens for Stan and also Bunny's legs. Seducingly pulling off her stockings.
Stan: "Oh, Bunny. Are you trying to seduce me? Cause it is working. As a matter of fact you're causing quite a commotion in my pants. Ohohoho. Yeah."
Bunny smiles false and forced.
Bunny: "Let's just get it over with."
She opens a hidden area of the wall, and folds out a luxourious bed.
Stan: "Wohowow!"
Bunny smiles. So does Stan, dirty. They lay both down on the bed.
Stan: "This is going to be special."
Bunny: "I am only doing this, because the president wishes me to."
She opens his zipper.
Stan: "Oh."
Bunny: "I love him so badly, it hurts. And I will do whatever the president wants."
Stan: "Wherever he wants?"
Bunny shows an uncomfortable smile.
Bunny: "Don't push it."
She gives him a blow job.
Stan: "Oh that's good, oh that's good, ooooh, that's delightful, oh, come to daddy. - Ohoh, so ... are you ready ... - to tussle with the muscle? -
Ooh, no thanks, oh oh oh, mhmhmh. Aha aha aha."

On the street
Man: "Help, ... what?$$$
Man: "Help's growing, last's is growing. Now try verily is$$$ growing, so what everything has to growing, pants down across the coffee-table with the whole nine yards. And I want pictures, - what no else ..."
Growling from Xev.
Man: "Bad guys grow hands."
She follows on his heels.

Stan: "Uh, I am wiggling. Oh, I"'m all wiggeling."
She bangs on his chest.
Bunny: "Nononono. It's not working for me."
Tears in her eyes.
Stan: "It's working fine on my end."
Bunny: "In bed with the president I'm a reaching tiger."
Stan: "Oah, sounds good!"
Bunny: "But with you, Stanley Tweedle, you do absolutely nothing to me. Zero. With you I'm a dead cat."
Stan: "Oh yeah? We just have to wake up that little pussy, gorgious. You said your husband wanted you to do this, you don't want to make him mad, do you? - Nooo."
Bunny: "It really, really hurts to do this, ..."
Stan: "Yes."
Bunny: "... but I love him so much."
She goes off and turns on a TV-set.
Stan: "What's going on?"
Bunny: "I'm playing a sexy movie. It might help me get in the mood."
Stan: "Oh, well, whatever wakes up that cat. - Ohhohoho."
Stan playing with Bunny's butt, but she is still disgust.
TV-man: "Your pizza, Ma'm."
TV-girl: "Is it ... hot?"
TV-man: "I'm being hot, Ma'm."
TV-girl: "I like it ... hot? - Is there extra sausage?"
TV-man: "All the sausage you can ever want."
TV-girl: "Uohhh."
They make out on TV. Stan finially watches as well and notices a familiar face.
Stan: "That is Lyekka!"
TV-girl: "You are not kidding."
Stan: "That is Lyekka, she is a friend of us, she was with us on the Lexx."
TV-man: "That'll be 40.95."
TV-girl: "I'll pay you, after I sized what I like."
Stan: "ßßßß. First she was a dream about this girl, and then she was a plant, and then she was killled, and then ... then she was a dream again."
Bunny: "What?"
Stan: "...ßßß it was a long story, okay? But she ... it's Lyekka! She is this girl, I ever feel special about in a real way."
On the screen they make out bigtime.
Bunny: "That's nice."
Stan: "She felt special about me too, she told me so. - I thought she was gone forever, but ... there she is. I've got to find her." 
He points at the screen.
Stan: "That guy she is with ... all wrong. Where is that place?"
Bunny: "I got these from Prince."
She shows him the tape cover.
Bunny: "It says here, they come from Cana-bank, Port Main."
Stan: "Okay, Lyekka, I'm coming. - Yeah, Stan, the man, is coming to save you."
On the screen, TV-girl, that looks like Lyekka: "Oh look, it makes its own sausage!"

On the street, Xev walks up at a sideway, behind a fat man. When the big, fat guy opens his parked car and dials his cell-phone, she rolls toward him. She rolls on him and screams her lizard style, he also screams - and a homeless watches the horror scene unfolding in front of his trash can.

Moth lands in front of a warehouse on a pier, - Huffertainment (adult video entertainment).
Huff: "Dale?"
Fake shooting the guard-door-man.
Dale: "Mr. Hufferton."
Stan: "I am here to see Lyekka."
Dale gets up and stops Stan walking in straight away.
Dale: "Who?"
Stan points at the video cover.
Stan: "Her!"
Dale: "It's a closed set."
Stan: "Well, go away, get out off my way."
Dale: "A 'closed set' means: no admittance."
Stan: "Oh nonono, you don't understand. I have got to see her and she's got to see me, we've got to see each other. That's ... that's the way it is, so ... I just go in ... and. - Hey, you know. I am a security guard, too, alright? You know, well, at least I waaaas, you know, curious. So we are on the same team, hah? Mh? - So what about cutting a break for a brother in the trade?"
Dale: "Mh, why didn't you say so?"
Stan: "Yeah."
But instead Stan's gets hit in his face bigtime.

In a bunch of trash bags, Xev is asleep and Prince pulls them off her, wakes her up by blowing on her face (the odem of life).
Xev: "Prince."
Prince: "Xev."
He strokes her face.
Prince: "Not looking very well."
Xev: "Well, I'm not feeling very well. I don't know, how I got here."
He helps pull her out of it.
Prince: "I am so sorry to hear that."
Xev: "How did you find me?"
Prince: "One of my many special talents."
(Because someone died, that's why!)
She is holding her stomach and isn't well.
Xev: "All right, what do you want this time?"
Prince: "Tell me, Xev, how are you enjoying staying on earth so far?"
They take a walk.
Xev: "So far I hate this planet. I don't know, what made me decide to come back here."
She staggers, holding on to Prince.
Xev: "Unless I'll find Stan and Kai, - we are leaving."
Prince: "Oh, but there is still so much fun to be ahead, Xev. Why don't you wait until we make a spectacules mess of this planet? And then we can all go off together. On the Lexx."
He is supporting her walk. She is really weak
Xev: "Sounds wonderful, but I'm ready to leave now."
Prince: "You don't know, how much you've been missing, Xev. Haha, - such suspicion. Come on, I won't bite you."
Xev: "I might bite you."
She walks on and he follows.

Stan on the ground, the big guy on top of him, grabbing his collar.
Stan: "Please, I've got to see Lyekka."
Guard gets him up, ready to pull him out.
Huff: "I am having discussed...&&&. Pull this new fluffer in here now!"
Stan: "I'm the new fluffer!"
Dale: "You?"
Stan: "Yeah! Yeah, best one of the two universes, reporting for duty."
And he hurries through the door handwritten labeled 'DEEP SPACE 69'. Dale tries to hurry behind him, suspicious. But the door got blocked from inside.

Prince: "What would you say, if I told you, that I could take you to the one man on this planet, that you would be most interested to meet."
Xev: "Who?"
Prince: "Kai. The living Kai."
Xev: "I'd say that you are a liar."
Prince: "But I am not. You saw for yourself the legions of souls, that were released from Fire and Water, when those planets were destroyed. Most - if not all - of those spirits came here. And the living Kai is of course among them. Perhabs the chance to meet with the Living Kai, the real Kai, might perswear you to extent your stay with us a little longer."
Xev: "If it were possible, and if I really wanted to. May ... love&&&... No, forget it! I don't trust you. I don't believe anything you say. You are evil, you are Prince and I want simply nothing have to do with you."
Prince: "Oh Xev, this is a brand new world. I really think, you should consider giving your soul a little time to enduldge a little in its attractions, before departing for the great unknown."
Xev: "I am not interested. I am off this planet as soon as possible, - without you. Cheery-bye."
Prince: "Very well. I will accept my little defeat ..."
He kisses her hand
Prince: "... with grace."
He leaves Xev in front of a theatre, - she notices the posters outside: Henry IV, a stylish, stark contrast photo of a strangely familiar face, and a red proclamation: Kai ...
She turns away, walks off - and returns! And goes inside.

Set: Lyekka on the bed, a blue wig on her head, a cheep looking SF-set.
Huff: "Now, darling, when you see him come through the door, I'm looking for you to be a bit more ... you're stand up, if you will. ... Ecco is been around up to your eyes in a minute, so lets trap bills and let suspiciousßßßß in the audiance. Is that okay with you, kitty?"
Stan enters the set. Lyekka is chewing a gum, bored, then upset when noticing Stan.
Stan: "I'm here. Here I am."
Lyekka: "What is that?"
Stan: "I'm, your new ... ah ... fluffer. It's me."
Huff: "What's your name, son?"
Stan: "Ask her, she knows. - Hi Lyekka."
Lyekka: "Huff, is he talking to me?"
(This the Lyekka from her original school class?)
Stan: "I've been dreaming about you non-stop for 4000 years."
Lyekka: "He is talking to me. Make him stop! Rrrrrh!"
Annoyed she gets up.
Stan: "Lyekka, hi Lyekka!"
Huff: "You really are our new fluffer?"
Stan: "Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah yeah, really."
Huff: "Name is Huff, Barnabas K. Huffert. I'm the provider of Huffertainment Enterprises. You of course know me from my political carreer, but see me today as a man as found as true collegue. My friends do call me Huff, and that, my friend, you may do."
Stan: "Oh yeah yeah yeah, mh, well, I'm Captain Stanley H. Tweedle. You can call me: Captain Stanley.
Huff: "How did you become a fluffer?"
Stan: "Ah, practice. Yeah, you know I'm ... I'm the best ever, and there is all there is to it. - Yeah, you see, it can be unfluffy, when I get in, but when it goes back out again, it's - very fluffy. Garanty."
Dick practicing his text: "14,95. 14...95."
Huff: "How do you manage to be a fluffer to earn a living? When the art of fluffer is always an exclusively female domain?"
Stan: "Oh, that's been so close-minded, you know it's ... yeah, you know, there is not a job anywhere a man like me can't do better than a woman. You know, well except actually being a woman, you know. But even there, you know, I understand women's needs alot better than a lot of women, because I think about women all the time."
Huff: "I admire your spunk, Stan. I truely do. Coming from a man of my profession, that means alot! So, - down to business. - Dick, where are you, stud? Dick Dongler is on his way to be no. one in the adult entertainment business. He is provided on screen of enjoyment for more than a thousand fine ladies."
Stan: "Wow, have you cought ...ßßßß"
Huff: "Dick, it would appear that a new fluffer has arrived in the form of this gentleman here. Now I was just advising him, that you might prefer to have someone of the more femine persurvagennßßß."
Dick: "It's okay, I don't mind."
Huff pads Stan on his back:
Huff: "I hereby dub (taufen) you: Fluff Daddy!"

The actor Kai down on a red rope, at a small live performance stage, with stones, a water base and sand. Kai bare - just a white rob around his chroach - painted with white color and a bloody cross painted on his chest. The hair up into a dutt, japanese style.
Xev imitates the audiance, clapping their hands. That is new to Xev.
A single drum performing and supporting Kai's emotional and very expressively quoting lines.
Kai: "If we are marked to die, ... we are enough to do, our country's lost. And if to live the furious/fure men, the greatest share of honor! For he, that shades his blood with me today, shall be my brother!"
He turns upside down, than climbing down the rope - like a birth-cable $$$...
Kai: "Be he neither so vile, this day shall gentle his condition. And gentlemen in England, now and then, shall think themselves acursed. They were not pure!"
He gets down, even robbs down in the little dirty water pool - a wet birth? Crawling along the path, his shallow, determined way of life and towards death.
Kai: "Hold their voices with shame. When any spit his feetßßß with us. Upon swaint ßßß rest ßßßß day."

Huff: "'Deep Space 69', scene 18, take 9."
Lyekka is very bored.
Huff: "Action!"
Suddenly she changes and smiles. She opens the faked door of the set to a cheaply futurically looking Dick with a pizza.
Dick: "Your pizza, M'am."
Lyekka: "Is it radiated?"
Dick: "Fully radiated, M'am."
Lyekka: "I like it full! Is there extra mars-meat?"
Dick: "All the mars-meat you can ever want."
Lyekka: "Oh, you are not kidding."
She grabs him and chows him on the bed.
Dick: "That'll be 59,25 ah ... sing bods."
Lyekka: "I will pay you after I have my size."
Huff: "I love my work, Fluff Daddy. See, I was gifted, political form - but unhappy. Since here I come to work every day with a song in my heart and a tingle in my trousers."
Stan: "Hahaha."
They are both watching the two actors work it out.
Stan: "AH ! Lyekka, she is not ... she is not smooth around the bent. She is splitting her clothes?ßßßßß"
Lyekka finially gets upset and off her role, annoyed.
Lyekka: "You know what? You are really wreak. Your skin smells like rotten fish. Your breath, - you must have been drinking from the toilet!"
Dick: "Nono-."
She slaps him.
Lyekka: "Go away from me, garbage man."
Huff: "Two minutes every one."
He gets to her on the bed.
Huff: "What's on, girl?"
Stan: "Lyekka, you are not smooth around the bent, that's ... that's excellent for both of us!"
Lyekka: "Who is this idiot and why does he trying to talk to me?"
Stan: "You are just teasing me, right, Lyekka? Stan, Stan, the man, Stan, Stan ...
Lyekka: "Stop that or get this guy clubbed."
Huff: "Fluff Daddy. Duty calls. - Go. Emerge yourself in your craft. Fluff like no fluffer has ever fluffed before!"
Stan: "You bet, I will."
Huff points him inside Dick's gaderobe, a tent. Stan räuspertßßß.
Stan: "Dick Dongler, is it? - Hey, look, I was kind of bluffing when I said, you know, being that guy. So just tell me, because it's my first time, - okay - what exactly does a fluffer do?"
Dick: "Whatever it takes to get him camera-ready."
Stan: "Oh, okay."
Dick: "Partially rist actually."
Dick turns arround, strips his pants and Stan finially understands, what he is suppose to do.

Huff explains to Lyekka the camera angles.
Huff: "And when you come down here, we are going push down here on the way."
Stan is shocked. Retreating from Dick's tent.
Stan: "Wow. You are really ..."
Huff: "Something wrong, Fluff Daddy?"
Stan: "Don't call me that! - You mean me to go at ... at ... to do that ... that that guy? No way!"
Huff: "Did you not claim expertise in your chosen, Fluff Daddy?"
Stan: "I said, don't call me that! I just pretended that. That's it. I'm really, I'm here on a mission from the First Lady of the White House herself."
Huff: "The First Lady?"
Stan: "Yeah, yeah. I'm here to rescue Lyekka and to take her to safty, and I intend to do just that."
Huff: "How, Fluff Daddy?"
Stan: "Well, I just gonna go right here and I'm gonna take her - and don't you try to stop me, you, you sick people!"
Huff: "Well, I certainly won't, Fluff Daddy."
Lyekka: "Ey, ey ..."
Stan tries to pull the resisting Lyekka from the bed. The security guard just grabs him at his collar again. And throws him out.
Stan: "Aaah."
Lyekka: "Hurt him!"
Huff: "Good luck on your next career, Fluff Daddio!"
Stan: "Lyekka!"
But she just kisses Huff.

Stan is thrown on the street in front of the studio.
Stan: "Hey, you -...!"
It is placed on the docks.
Man in phone booth nearby: "I'll meet you there, Miss, okay ..."
Stan watches and tries his luck on the unfamiliar thing.

Kai just reaches the abondaned car of the fat man, that got attacked by Xev. The door is still open. He inspects a few remains on the floor. Then walks toward the trash can, the resting place of the homeless young man, the witness. Which just gets up.
Homeless: "Find anything interesting?"
Kai: "Perhabs."
He open a Swiss knife and threatens Kai.
Homeless: "Give me all your money!"
Kai: "I have none."
Homeless: "Man, I'm not kidding!"
Kai finially flexes his brace as well. On the neck of the homeless.
Kai: "Neither am I. Have you seen a woman here, dressed in the skin of a lizard, possibly travelling quickly while rolled up like a wheel?"
Homeless: "I yeah, actually I did."
Kai: "Do you know which direction she might have gone in?"
Homeless: "That way."
He point at his back, the left side from Kai. Down the street.
Homeless: "That way, - maybe that way."
He points in all possible directions to distract Kai.
Kai: "Thank you."

Stan opens the phone booth. Pulls the receiver, a free sign.
Stan: "Hello? Hello?"
Operator: "Please hang up and try your call again."
Stan: "Nononono, no, you don't understand, look, I've got to talk to the president! I will ..."
Operator: "Please hang up and try your call again."
The busy sign ... Stan hangs up, frustrated, leaves.
Suddenly the phone rings at his back. Confused he turns, runs back and takes it.
Stan: "Hello?"
Prince: "Hello Stanley."
Stan: "Prince!"
Prince: "How are you, Stanley Tweedle?"
Stan: "Well, I'm ... I am not good, I tried to find you, you have to help me out! - Look, I am sorry about trying to kill you down there in Miami, you know. Orlando or wherever you were. -"
Prince: "Nothing I wouldn't have done myself. - Now how may I be of assistance?"
Stan: "Well, look, look, I found where Lyekka is, only they locked me out of the building, that she is in, okay? Now, look, it is called Huffertainment or just something. At Canabank Port."
Prince: "Yeah. Yes, yes, I see. Huffertainment, right. Well, I think, I may be up to help you, Stanley."
Stan: "Ohho, we are old pal, - friends, you know, you are not completely evil, that is."
Prince: "Thank you. Well, first of all let's talk about what's in it for me."
Stan: "Well, I won't try to kill you for one."
Prince: "I appreciate it. And you will also agree, not to leave this planet, until I am ready to depart, -ßßß and me a guest on the Lexx."
Stan: "Okay, I agree. Now will you just get me back to Lyekka?"
Prince: "Is a pleasure doing business to you."
They both hang up.

An ATF-swat-team arrives, and storms the Huffertainment building.
Team: "Freeze. ATM, what's this?"
Huff and Lyekka on the set-bed. He is adoring her. Gets up, surprised.
Huff: "Jesus."
Collonel: "Barnabas Hufferton!"
Huff: "That would be me."
Collonel: "You're under arrest."
Team-Man: "Interesting..."
Huff: "Of what?"
Collonel: "Of illegal possession of cuban cigarres. - Strip size this man!"
Lyekka plays with her chewing gum and tries to seduce the gun-man in front of her.
Collonel: "Do it, now."
They make Huff bent down and strip his pants. Stan watches.
Collonel: "Sign here, please."
Stan: "Hah?"
He can not really, so the collonel leads his hand for signing the piece of paper.
Collonel: "Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of Huffertainment. He just signed it over to you."
Huff gets a stick in his exposed butt, it hurts.
Stan: "Oh, well!"
Stan to Lyekka: "Like I said, the First Lady send me to rescue you."
Stan walks toward the bed.
Stan: "All you've got to do, is get your memories back. And I intent, that you do just that."
Huff: "Fluff daddy, don't let them do this. - You don't know, what they'll do to me in prison!"
Lyekka looks at Huff for advise.
Stan: "Guys, just take him away, he deserves it!"
And they do pull the stick out of his naked butt and grab him away.
Lyekka: "Oh, Stanley. I'm... I'm starting to remember now."
She fumbles on his uniform, smiles warmly.
Lyekka: "I'm so glad, you found me."
Stan: "Oho. - (to Huff) - See?"
Lyekka: "But I want him to stay with us."
Stan: "Why?"
Lyekka: "He's a pig of a man, but a creative actor. The world needs his art! Please."
Stan: "But, he just ..."
She kisses him.

The actor Kai after the performance, dressed with a black T-shirt. He hurts himself with a tucker-gun, pointing at the underside of his feet. Xev sits down beside him, at the end of the long stage-path. Watches him.
Kai: "Ooho!"
he clungs his feet, it hurts like hell. And bleeds. But he repeats it again, before:
Xev: "Stop!"
Kai: "Auchho."
Xev: "Why are you doing this?"
She takes the tucker from him and inspects the bloody thing.
Kai: "The actor must understand pain!"
She let it down, he is sweating and has his shoulder long hair loose.
Xev: "I want you to understand pleasure as well."
A long look into her eyes. He heavily breathes. Xev leans back.
Xev: "Kai, you don't know this, but I am a love slave. And we have known each other for thousands and thousands of years. For all this time I have been trying to get you to want me. But you couldn't. Because you were dead."
Mh, that makes him think, somehow. Still hurt.
Xev: "But now you are alive!"
He raises his eye brow, blowing some air, heavy stuff she is throwing at him there. She is even more nutty than he himself?
Xev: "And we are together. - I want you to love me. Right here, right now."
Well, he really has to swollow on that, and really is tempted, but throws back his hair and replies firmly and calm.
Kai: "I am not above enduldging in the pleasures of the flesh. But i have commited myself to remain celebate for the rest of the run of the show. During this time, every molecule of my essence must be tunneled towards the realization of the theactrical art. - To allow it to be spilled in a thrivelist manners, is to allow weakness and failure."
He gets up, humbles.
Xev: "How long does the show run?
Kai: "Two month, unless my grant is extended. Than six months!"
Xev gets up as well, he walks away from her.
Xev: "I'll wait."
Kai: "Of course. - And now I must retire. - To sleep, per chance to dream!"
(That fits to his wish of being in the dream zone - ep: the game!)
His feet hurts like hell, when he walks slowly back to the beginning of the stage course.
Xev: "I have nowhere to go. Can I stay here with you?"
They are both separated by the stage-course, when he returns to the beginning and Xev follows him parallel.
Kai: "Suit yourself."
It hurts to walk on the stoney floor, but he gets his blanket and sits down again.
Xev: "Then let's go to bed!"
He pulls the blanket over him. Xev gets down beside him.
Xev: "I'm sure, we'll be very comfortable."
Kai: "The actor does not need comfort!"
He lays down and starts petting his little, little doggy. Which whines.
And Xev starts growling bigtime. She isn't well!

Stan and Lyekka flying inside a moth through the blue sky.
Lyekka: "Tell me everything again. How you became captain of such a powerful ship. A ship, that can blow up planets."
Stan: "Remember the key. The key? It's alive and lives inside me and only me? Remember how it got passed to me by the rebell guy at the point of his death?"
Lyekka: "How?"
Stan: "I don't know. It's .. It various."
Lyekka: "Will it leave you, when you die?"
Stan: "That stands to reason. Yeah, but you know, it can also be passed at the height at the very extreme sexual ecstacy. Cause that is Lyekka littleßßß done?"
Lyekka: "I want to fly away on the Lexx with you, Stan."
Stan smiles.
Lyekka: "But before that, can we do one more thing?"
Stan: "Oh, sure, sure, yeah yeah."
Lyekka: "I want to realize a dream. A dream with you ßßßß, i want to make the mostßßß movie. I never seen before a movie with hardcore sex and hardcore politics. At the highest level of the public office. And I want you to be closer with me in it."
Stan: "Okay, what what is it? What's this dream, this?"
Lyekka: "The oval office. I want to shoot it in the White House. But I think this is impossible."
Stan: "Oh, oh no. It's not."

Kai: "I tell you this is good man honor amoung us. Here comes his majesty."
He turns on a big fan, which blows through his open hair.
Kai: "I was not angry, since I came to France. Until this instant. Take the trumpet, harold. Right so, and to the horsemen on your heel. If they will fight with us. Bitten come down. Avoid the fields for they doom offend our sides."
He throws tomatos in a fan, it causes them to fly back to him, cover him in 'blood'. It looks almost like his flight against the mega(fore)shadow 6000 years ago.
Kai: "Oh diable, le jour despair doome. Le jour despair doome. O despair doome. Oh despair doome."

Huff and the crew in the oval office.
Huff: "Let's bring on our star."
Lyekka enters, seducingly with sexy clothes on. Priest and Bunny watch her, Priest claps his hands.
Priest: "Yeah, yeah, baby. - I play myself, of course."
Bunny is not amused.
Stan: "No way, pal, I'm the commander and chief in this scene."
Man: "ßßßß sir."
Stan: "Take it out with friends."
Priest: "Okay, it's fair."
Stan: "Hey, Huff, what are you waiting for? - Yell 'action' or something. And Lyekka and I will gonna make electric magic."
Lyekka: "No! - I mean, yes, Stanley, but not in this scene. I have a special one for you."
Stan: "Well, this looks very special to me!"
Lyekka: "But, Stanley, mh ... Mr. President."
Stan: "Mr. President."
Lyekka: "Please think ßßßto make love in this super secret space moth."
Stan: "Oh, say that again. Just slowly."
Lyekka: "Super secret space moth."
Priest also repeats it quietly, and Bunny gets jeallous.
Stan: "Oh yeah, I think that can be arranged."
Lyekka: "Mh, good. Now get out of me like ...ßß"
Stan: "Mh?"
Huff: "Action."
Dick: "That'll be 14,95, First Lady."
Stan gets thrown down.

All the in the moth. Stan and Lyekka in the front, Hufferton in the back and behind him Dick operating a camera set.
Huff: "Now, Fluff..."
Stan: "Aey, ey."
Huff: "Stan."
Stan: "Dh, dh."
Huff: "Captain Stan. At this point you and Lulu are perchased out of the White House by transsexual terrorists. And you run to this escape vessle here. There you habe only minutes to save yourself. But you start talking about, how tasty those terrorists look, and the next thing you know, you'll all over each other."
Stan grins.
Huff: "Then Dick here, who's the pizza boy stolen away, he'll pop up in the back and join the fun."
Stan: "Yeah, but it might take a while to get to that part."
Huff: "And ... 'action'."
Stan: "Oh oh yeah, okay, ah ... so what about those ..."
Dick: "Terrorists."
Stan: "... terrorists?"
Lyekka: "Who cares about them?"
She pulls the violett feather boa around his neck. Stan is getting very exhited. Lyekka kisses him.
Lyekka: "I'm starting to remember now, Stan. - everything. The love between us, the passion. And I remember that we could never make love, because I was smooth around the bend. But now ..."
She takes a firm grip on him and kisses him bigtime, very long, very hard. And suddenly the key leaves him and moves into her hand! Where she was waiting for it.
Stan: "Wow, some kiss!"
She looks at her glowing hand.
Lyekka: "Bingo."
Stan: "Okay now, Lyekka, ... that key is not a toy, okay? You gonna have to give it back. - Hey. - (clumbsy acting:) 'Why don't I get the key back from you, by bringing you to the height of sexual ecstacy?'"
Lyekka: "I don't think so."
Stan: "Mh?"
Lyekka: "Huff and I are leaving this planet and you are not invited! - You disgusting, pathetic creep!"
She kicks him out of the moth-door. On the grass of the lawn next to the White House.
Huff: "The people have spoken, Fluff Daddy. And they have mandated, that you are a fat man on my hammer.ßßß"
And take off the moth. Inside Lyekka throws the wig off her head.
Stan is shocked. And pulls the Cuban cigarre off himself, that Huff threw on him.

Inside the moth: 
Dick: "So, ah, are we still shooting?"
They just kick him out of the moth and he falls down like Van Helsing did, - miles and miles way down! Screaming.

In Prince office,on the phone:
Prince: "Stanley."
Stan: "Prince. - Oh, bad news. Look, Lyekka got the key from me and she and that Huff-guy stole the moth and run away to the Lexx."
Prince: "And?
Stan: "And they gonna leave the planet. On the Lexx."
Prince: "So, Stanley, no key, no Lexx. Why should I care about you anymore?"
Stan: "Don't say that. We've got a deal, we are partners. Look, we've just got to come up with something fast."
Prince: "Where are you, Stanley?
Stan: "Right outside the White House. Talking on you security guys ah ... squalker."
Prince: "Please put him on."
Stan: "He wants to talk to you."
Security guy: "Yes, sir."
Prince: "Codename dandeline."
Security guy: "Code dandeline?"
Stan: "Good, hah?"
The guy graps Stan, a second one assists him.
Stan: "Aah, ouh,mouh, ouh, ouh."
They hold a gun at his face and one guy, the collonel, gets his white rubber gloves on to prepare for strip searching.
Collonel: "Get this goddamned faked piece of man all out of here. And if he resists, strip search him!"
Stan: "Uh ouh, ouh."
They take him away.

Lyekka and Huff fly the moth toward the Lexx, which is still parked behind the moon.
The inspect the bridge. Lulu notices 790 on the floor.
790: "Lyekka, you are alive. Like I care. And who is your ugly friend?"
Huff in the background.
Lyekka: "I'm the new captain of the Lexx."
790: "Does that mean, you killed Stanley Tweedle? Oh happy day!"
Lyekka: "Where is the control center?"
790: "The pannel still behind you. Say ßßßß why don't you two kill each other?"
But he gets thrown away again.
Lyekka tries the control blossom, the key match appears in thin air and Lyekka touches it.
Lexx: "Hello, captain."
Lyekka: "Lexx? I want to blow up some planets."
Lexx: "As you command, captain."
Huff also inspects 790.
790: "Do whatever you want, just stay away from Kai."
Huff lets the head fall down.
The Lexx is just facing away from the Earth. Lyekka laughs.

Stan humbling along a crowded street. His butt still hurts?
Stan: "Hey, just listen, listen, you've got to help me find a transmitter, okay?"
The man is not amused.
Stan: "I've got to talk to Lyekka, I hope they are ßßßstill trying to find the Lexx. Okay, can you just doßßß ....just, just..."
The man lefts Stan behind. A woman approaches.
Stan: "Listen, listen, I need a space transmitter. ßßßßLyekka stole Lexx's key, game over..!"
But the woman just walks on.
Stan: "Sir, listen, I need a ordinary everyday transmitter ... Can you just... can you...?"
In front of a video store "Night Magic". Stan sees a familiar face on some covers. He enters, the tape is pulled out of the display window, Stan leaves the shop with it in his hands, kisses the cover.
Stan: "Lyekka, mh!"
The shop security guy runs after him.
Shop guy: "Hang on, not paying for that?"
Stan: "With what?"
Guy: "I'm taking you in."
Stan: "Hang on, nononono, you can't do that. I didn't know, I'm suppose to give you anything for it, okay? What do you say, we just take it back inside, okay? And no harm done."
The guy takes Stan.
Stan: "Nonono, look. Look, I'm a security guard too, okay? Or, you know, at least I was. So ah ... hey, we are on the same team, so ah... what do you say, just for a break and I bother}}}} you ..."
Stan gets slapped and falls down unconscious.

In a mad house. Two docs conferencing over Stan's case in a rubber cell.
Stan: "I am not a thief! I'm the captain of the Lexx, themost powerful destructive force in the two universes. I could have blown up this planet any time I wanted, you know. But I didn't."
He is in a troublesome vest and his face caged, just like the mask in 'silence of the lambs'.
Stan: "So I should get some points for that right there. Look, everyßßß the thing is, that we are all in big trouble. Lyekka stole the key from me when we were having sex. Now her and that ... that that that PERVERDANT boyfriend of hers are stealing the Lexx. Now I don't know, what they intend to do with that."
He gets up.
Stan: "But believe me, it's not gonna be for the good of this planet. So you got to let me go. I'm the only hope your planet has!"
Doc1: "We agree than? Full frontal lobotomy first thing in the morning."
Stan: "Lobotomy, what what what's that?"
Doc: "That's when we scrape out part of the brain, so, this is gone bad. I wish in your case, it's, it's it's a seizmo chunk."
Stan: "But there is nothing wrong with me."
The docs laugh.
Doc: "I ... ah ... I recommend castration. Ah sergical, not chemical, so it can't be reversed."
They lock Stan's cell door behind them.
Stan: "Hey. heyheyhey! Wait a second, I don't know why you gonna do that to me? ßßßß"

Kai: "You truely wish!"
Xev takes up a really bloody doll (shaped like Kai) from the floor, her mouth is also bloody.
The living Kai is still performing, down the red rope, dripping from water.
Kai: "I do not replay. You buy that same honor. I do not swear dow levels of ßßß"
The dead Kai arrives just behind Xev, the room is empty besides the three of them, two of them Kais!
Living Kai: "Gehe hin und such dir einen anderen Knecht. Der Dichter sollte wohl das höchste Recht, das Menschenrecht, das ... "
Dead Kai: "Hello, Xev."
Living Kai: "... Um deinetwillen Frevel endlich verscherzen ...!"
Xev: "Kai!"
She hugs him.
Xev: "Kai!"
Living Kai: "Wodurch bewegt er alle Herzen? Wodurch besiegt er jedes Element?"
Xev: "There were people in here before. And now there is just this."
She shows him the bloody doll.
Xev: "And when I wake up, someone is gone. ßßß and I feeling really bad in my stomach."
Living Kai: "Oh du, so bringe ?ßß"
Kai: "The cluster lizard part of you ßßß its biology it's undergoing a pre-version of its cycle.
Xev: "A what?"
Kai: "A female cluster lizard is experience this form of ASPRICE all 7 years. During that period she becomes very ... aggressiv. At the end of the cycle ...ßßß she also eats her mate. I've been observing you. I saw you become a lizard and devower those people."
Xev: "And you didn't stop me?"
Kai: "Why would I?"
Xev: "Because ... because ... of course you wouldn't. But I don't believe you. I'm not that much of a lizard. And I know my own body! - I found love with him. You! - Only alive."
Living Kai: "Nun will ich über dich bringen. Zwingen will ich dich."
Xev: "I know, it's going to work. Nothing is going to take that away."
Living Kai: "Ich starb ... Sterben will ich, dich durchdringen."
Dead Kai: "I disagree."
Xev: "Where are you going?"
Dead Kai: "To find Stanley."
Living Kai: "... und dich weitergeben wie das alles ..."
Dead Kai: "To meet you here after you have eaten your mate."
Xev: "Don't you care about, what happens to him?"
Dead Kai: "No!"
Xev: "Kai, what do you think about his ... your ... acting?"
Living Kai: "... diesen Dingen!"
Dead Kai: "The dead do not think about acting."
Afzer some more cluster lizard growling and stuff...

A blowing shot by the Lexx destroys one of the planets.
Lyekka: "Wohwow! Haha, this is fun!"
Another shot and the mars gets destroyed. Huff films everything.
Lyekka: "Haha!"

Stan's cell door gets unlocked, he slowly walks outside. Suddenly a big guy lifts the mask from Stan's face and steps in, about 2.20 m tall.
Guard: "We gonna play: hides. You wonna be mommy or daddy? Mommy or daddy?"
Stan retreats to the wall.
Stan: "Ah, ah. Ah. Daddy?"
Guard: "Alright then. Look, what little thing mommy brought for lunch."
The guard drips down his pants.
Stan wails. Tries to cover his face in the rubber walls.

Xev wakes up, laying on the floor in a really bloody mess, Living Kai's hair bloody on a table, also the doggy fure and collar, - she is on her own, bloody mouth, not feeling well. And suddenly realizing, that the dead Kai was right.
Which is still watching her from a distance behind the large, but in the middle now torn poster of the living Kai's face.
She starts moaning the Living Kai, now dead, eaten by her!
Xev: "Kai? Kai?"
She is stroking the bloody scalp of the Living Kai, when the dead one prepares to leave.
Xev: "Oh, Kai! - How good it felt to lay to him, I shall ...ßßß"

Lyekka and Huff explore the ship and enter the cryo chamber.
Huff: "What sort of room is this?"
Lyekka: "It feels like some sort of cold storage - of what?"
Huff: "Makes a great location."
Lyekka: "Look at this!"
They see Vlad inside one pod.
Huff: "Charming."
Lyekka: "Huff."
Huff: "Do you think she might be manageable to a little space exploration?"
Lyekka: "Let's find out."
Lyekka presses some control buttons and Vlad's pod opens.
Lyekka: "Hi there."
Huff: "Madame, my name is Barnabas K. Hufferton, my friends call me Huff and you look like a friend to me."
Huff turns his camera on.
Lyekka: "What Huff is trying to say so, is, that we think, you are hot! Have you ever been in a movie?"
Vlad: "I kill you in the name of His Divine Shadow!"
And her impaler just impales first Huff and then Lulu's chest. The key is leaving her in that instant! Flies arround, while 790 watches, and suddenly enters in a coming-along moth breeder.
Breeder: "Build more moths!"