Season 4 - complete transscripts of the eps
(transcription by Ramona Deininger ( http://www.crowwings.com) - spring 2004)

This is not meant to be any violation of courtesy or copyrights. The texts are still Salter Street Films / Paul Donovans / Lexx Gigeroffs - but the transscripts were my effort and work. Please keep that in mind when quoting or posting them!

4.06 - the rock 

After a long journey Xev is sleeping on Kai's shoulders in the moth.
Stan points out of the window: "Is that Transylvania down there?"
All of them look down.
Kai: "I believe it is an island called Newfoundland."
Stan nods: "Ah, new found land..."
Suddenly he remembers.
Stan: "Ah, Newfoundland...?"
Kai nods. Xev is still very tired and leaning her head on Kai's shoulder. Stan gets his paper that he got from Priest and shows it to Kai.
Stan: "What does that say?"
Kai reading: "It says: 'from the office of the President of the United States of America, mmmm, - uhmmmmmmm, ..... hunnnh, President Reginald J. Priest.' - There is nothing else here I can understand."
Stan: "But it does have the president's name on it?"
Kai: "Yes."
And Kai gives the paper back to Stan.
Stan: "OK, that makes me King of new found land, - that stick down there. I say we go down and visit my subjects."
Xev: "What about Transylvania?"
Stan: "Transylvania can wait."

The moth is crossing a few ice mountains on the ocean while descending.

Trailer

A very small and icy, snowy little village on the coast. The moth is landing on top of one of the hills surrounding the village. The crew climbs down the rocks and walks down one of the small streets. Xev is still wearing her poodle blue tropical sea outfit, much too cold for this freezing temperatures.
Stan freezing: "President Priest said, this was a sunny, warm, green paradise."
Kai is fedling with his hair strain after climbing down the rocks and walking behind them.
Xev: "I guess he lied."
Stan: "Well, maybe somewhere else, right, it's a big island, right?"
Kai: "From the air the island appears to be completely covered with snow."
In the meantime Xev is stealing a violet bathrobe from one washing line. And she is therewhile watched by some guy with an binocular. He is one ATF agent, which is instantly calling someone on his cell phone.
One thin, grim looking woman is walking along the street towards the crew, which is followed by the car of the ATF agent. He points a little saucer towards them to listen to their conversation.
Stan to the grim looking woman: "Hey, what is this? Hello, my loyal subject. I am Stanley H. Tweedle, the new King of Newfoundland. And I am wondering if you could direct me to the King's Palace."
Stan is hit by her purse instead.
Woman: "There is no stone left for you to crawl under, Brud."
And she leaves.
Stan shouting: "That is no way to treat your new king!"
Two man walk along and spit on Stan. Xev and Kai follow them with their eyes.
Xev: "Nice subjects."
Kai seems to be ready to follow the men, but Xev and Stan just start to walk the other direction. Kai follows.
Span: "Dignity. Dignity."
And the three keep on walking.

At the White House:
Priest and his new First Lady tingle-tangling, kissing, she kneeling in front of him in some tiger-dress.
Bunny: "You ... are ... only ... the ... most ... exciting ... man ... in ... the ... free world."
Prints surprising them: "Next to me."
Priest: "Prince."
Prince: "Mr. President. - Bunny."
Bunny waves Prince and sits down beside Priest on the sofa.
Priest: "We were just ... ah, ah, ... this is Bunny, who was...."
Prince: "...tickling you. Yes, I am sure, you prefer, Mr. President, to be tickled all-day. However, there are more pressing affairs at hand."
Priest: "Uh, there are?"
Prince: "Yes. Such as making sure that the captain of the Lexx, Stanley Tweedle, does not leave this planet. So that I will have some way off, after I finished making a complete mess of it. Do you recall your pathetic and incompetent skeem to kill me? Which made Tweedle the King of the island of Newfoundland?"
Priest: "Yes, I think so."
Prince: "Well. Apparently the King has shown up to claim his throne. Which gives us the perfect opportunity to persuade him to stay. If Stanley Tweedle leaves the Earth forever on the Lexx, I will be very unhappy."
Prince running up and down the room to finally leans over Priest, threatening.
Prince: "And I will make sure, that you are very unhappy as well. - Mr. President."
Priest very afraid now, Bunny kind of angry and Prince sits down on the sofa on the opposite side, facing them when playing with Bunny's little, pink purse.
Bunny: "How can you treat the president like that?"
Prince: "Easily."
Priest: "And always."
Prince: "It's in my nature. I am to dominate."
Priest: "All the time."
Prince: "In every way. My every whim..."
Priest: "... is my instruction."
Prince: "So."
Priest: "Yes?"
And Prince wants Priest to kiss in his hand. Priest does several times and Bunny seems to be shocked.
Prince grinning: "How do we persuade Stanley Tweedle to remain on this planet?"
Priest: "A clever way, a very clever way."
Prince: "And that would be?"
Priest: "Something ... ouh ... that you will think of."
Prince zipping up Bunny's suitcase: "Correct."
Prince: "Bunny?"
Bunny: "What?"
He walks over to her side and sits down close to her.
Prince: "Do you love the president?"
Bunny smiling: "Completely."
Prince: "Then you will go to Newfoundland and persuade Stanley Tweedle to remain on this planet."
Bunny is shaking her head and Priest looks finally comprehending.
Bunny: "But I don't want to go to Newfoundland. - I want to stay here with the president."
And she runs over to Priest, sits on his lap and kisses him.
Priest: "I'll go with her."
Prince: "No, you won't."
Priest: "I'll dream of you every moment I'm gone. And I'll come quickly ... back."
Priest: "You are a good Bunny."
Bunny: "Before I go can we please have one last super special snuggle?"
Prince: "Sorry. Chopper one is standing by."
Prince gets up, gets Bunnie's pink clothes and leds her to leave.
Prince helping her dress up: "And remember, Bunny. Your loyalty to the presidency is more important than your loyalty to the president. Do you understand?"
Bunny: "I think so."
Prince: "Good. - Come on."
Bunny air-kissing: "Bye-bye, Mr. President."
The chopper leaves Washington D.C., crosses over the Washington Monumente.

'The Priest Hole - tavern & inn', says a sign on the door.
A very much Stanley-Tweedle-look-alike is the single entertainer of a very bad song on stage, with his electric organ.
Singer: "Happy hour, oh happy hour. How happy are you at happy hour..."
Nobody of the three guests cares. A fourth man enters, and the stage singer suddenly looks uncomfortable.
Singer: "Are you happy at happy hour .... I wish every hour was happy hour... - hey folks, thank you, thank you. Okay now. The next one is going to all the guys out there, who've got sisters that can't do any better in the sack then just lay their like a cold fish."
Guy on the entrance: "You get out of that stage, Brud bastard."
Singer: "Yeah for all ugly, stupid cows in the world, with brothers who are even ugly and stupider than they are."
Guy: "You are a dead man, Brud. - You sucker, keep back, - come. Tease me, devil-dog."
They chase each other through the taverne. Brud enters the kitchen, but the rear entry is also blocked by another brother.
Brud: "George Button."
George: "Where is mee sister's car, Brud?"
Brud: "I haven't got it."
George: "What about the 500 dollars?"
Brud: "Look, I lost the car and Patron Jackson expected 500 bucks. And it hurt terrible to wash her frinking stink off me."
Behind his back the other kitchen entrance opens, Brud runs into some packages, hides behind them, while the two brothers fight their way through them. Gripping each other. Ready to smash.
Guy: 'Hayn't Brud, ou figure.' - Subtitle: "You are not Brud."
George: 'He must snucked his out foremost.' - Subtitle: "He must have backed away."
And they run out of the kitchen. And Brud just emerges from one big barrel of milky and stinky looking fluid, titled 'fish batter'.
The brothers enter again and Brud dives away. - They search the whole room. No success and leave at the back again.
Brud gets out and tries to leave through the taverne, when some furious women are entering. Big and armed ...
Furious Woman: "Where is Brud Parsoner, if I ask?"
Second woman: "He is playing here today..."
They seem to be ready to use their umbrellas and hammers, no doubt about that.
Woman three: "We like to make a request."
Woman one: "Yes: Its cold and we were leading the booth. Mr. Brud was sticking me with a 400 dollars long distant bill."
Barkeeper: "Try to catch him."
Then Brud is crawling his way behind the bar, is still covered in stinky fish batter. The three women search, while the Brud tries to hide inside the dish cleaner.
The women enter the kitchen, one even sticks with her umbrella or rod into the fish barrel.
Woman one: "Now let's check the back."
The barkeeper in the meanwhile closes the accidentally open dish cleaner below the bar, and turns it on.

There while outside the sun is setting and the presidential chopper landing at the haven.

Right then our crew is reaching the location of the taverne.
Xev covered in her very colorful bathrobe: "I am still freezing."
Stan leading them into the taverne: "Now let's get warmed up. - Come on."
People are sleeping in the pub, the barkeeper smiles at Stan entering. And also turns off and opens the dishcleaner.
Stan: "Greetings, loyal subjects. I hereby declared today 'King Stanley Day'."
But none of the about five customers at the pub seems very excited.
Stan claps his hands, smiles proudly ... Kai gets on his side.
Xev: "They don't seem to be celebrating, Stan."
Stan: "Maybe they just haven't heard the good news."
Stan to the barkeeper: "Hey, hey, hey, my good man. - I am Stanley H. Tweedle, your new king."
Bar keeper: "Now you've gotten nuts, Brud."
And he leaves Xev and Stan on their own on the bar. Kai stands ways behind still somewhere near the entrance.
Stan: "Why is everyone saying 'Brud' to me? It must be some kind of local greeting."
Xev: "Stanley, how long are we going to stay here?"
Stan: "Well, on this rate not a whole lot longer. You know, President Priest told me ..."
Brud now cleaned from the 'fish batter', lurks out of the dishcleaner and listens excited at their conversation.
Stan: "...that Newfoundland was a garden of wine, women and song. And so far all I have seen is cold and snow and ... yuck."
Brud watches their reflection at the bar mirror, doesn't seem to believe his eyes.
Xev: "So let's just go back to the moth and take off for the Lexx. - Maybe the time has come to finally give up on this planet and start trying to find a nice one."
Stan: "You know, that's funny."
Xev: "Why?"
Stan: "Well, because usually it's cowardly Capt. Stanley H. Tweedle, who wants to go back to the Lexx. And Xev, the brave cluster lizards love slave, with a sense of adventure, who wants to stay. Whatever happened to your 'carnevous like to explore' bit, mh?"
Brud is now very confused below the table.
Xev: "Cluster lizards are from a hot planet. I just don't like it here."
Stan: "Then why are we still here? Why are we on this planet at all?"
Kai finally approaching: "You are still here because I have asked to go to the place called Transylvania."
Stan: "Yeah, exactly. So explain me, Kai, why you, being dead, and having no wants, would want to go there?"
Kai: "I do not want to go there. But I have an interest in certain legends related to the place."
Bunny: "Stanley?"
Stan very astonished: "Bunny?"
And Bunny hops towards Stan, very brightly grinning.
Bunny: "Yeah. Hi Xev, hi Kai."
Stan: "This is one weird planet."

The while later, Brud still eavesdropping inside the dishwasher.
Xev: "Are you the same Bunny, who we met before? - That ... died?"
Kai: "She is either the same Bunny we have met before, reborn. Or an archetype."
Reborn means, it took several decades to reach the Earth after destroying Fire and Water?
Xev: "How do you know our names?"
Bunny now uncomfortable: "I... just do ...(false grin)"
Bunny pointing: "You are Kai. You are dead. You are Xev. - Stan. - Hi."
Xev: "Hi. What do you want, Bunny?"
Bunny: "Oh, I want you to stay here. On this planet. - Will you stay?"
Xev is not very pleased.
Kai: "Why do you want us to stay?"
Bunny: "Ahm ... can I talk to you, Stanley? Alone?"
Stan surprised gestures Xev to leave him alone.
Stan: "Oh, ahm, ahm ...."
Xev: "We'll be over there.... Brud ... come on, Kai."
And she takes Kai with her into one corner of the room. Bunny and Stan laughing at each other.
Bunny: "This is a really nice place, Stanley. Why would you wanna leave?"
Stan: "What makes you think we wanna leave?"
Bunny: "So you'll stay?"
Stan: "You mean here in Newfoundland? Or on this planet?"
Bunny nods: "Yeah."
Stan: "Yeah, I don't know, Bunny, I mean, my kingdom here is not exactly on the warm side and then we've got to go to a place called Transylvania. And after that we'll probably just head back to the Lexx and just fly away from this planet forever."
Bunny: "Oh, please, don't fly away."
Stan: "What does it matter to you?"
Bunny: "I want you to stay."
Stan: "No, I am sorry, Bunny. - Hey, you could leave with us when we go."
Bunny: "I don't know, Stanley. I think I have to stay here."
Stan: "OK, well, suit yourself. But, you know, we're out of here for certain. It is not a question of 'if', it is only a question of 'when'."
Bunny: "Before you go, I could give you a little going-away present."
Stan: "What kind of going-away present?"
Bunny: "Mh, come by room number 6 at 7:30."
Stan: "Oh, OK."
Bunny: "7:30."
Stan: "Mmhmm."

One guy is playing with his spoons some kind of a clapping song? Kai is watching him, and Xev seems to be very entertained by that. Stan finally joins them.
Xev: "Where is Bunny?"
Stan: "Oh, she just went upstairs. ... I'm gonna meet her up there in a while."
Brud finally leaves his hiding place toward the kitchen. Unseen.
Xev: "What for?"
Stan: "Think, she has a present for me."
Brud calls someone at the public phone there.
Brud: "Yeah hello ... (lowering his voice)...yeah hello. Look, if you want to find Brud Parsoner. You can find him tonight at the Priest's Hole in room 6, 7:30. Bye."

Bunny in her room calling someone.
Bunny: "Yeah, but I tried to get him to stay. But he said they were leaving this planet anyway and that was that. So, can I come back?"
Prince: "No. What else did you say?"
Bunny: "I told him I'd meet them later to give him a going-away present. But I don't have a going-away present."
She starts crying.
Priest: "Bunny, you have done very, very, very well for your country and your president, we will arrange a going-away present."
Prince examing his tie: "We most certainly will."
Bunny: "What?"
Prince: "You!"
Priest shakes his head. - Prince warns him. - Priest subsuits and nods.
Priest: "Bunny, Bunny, if you love your country, if you cherish all that real dear and if you truly, truly love the presidency."
Bunny: "I do, I love the presidency."
Prince: "He means, that you are to seduce Stanley Tweedle. If you can't convince him in any other way."
Bunny: "Seduce him?"
That makes she finally to sit down on the bed in her room.
Bunny: "You mean, you want me to ..." 
Prince: "... give him the ride of his life."
Bunny shocked: "I don't know, if I can. - I mean I love the president so much, I can't bear to think of another man!"
Priest: "Please, Bunny. It's all right. You can do it for me."
Prince clears his throat.
Priest: "For the presidency."
Bunny hesitates.
Prince letting his tie fade down. Grining.

Stan outside the taverne front door. Waiting in the rain. 
Stan: "Ah there's got to be at least one green garden around here - somewhere."

A drunkard kissing a fish, Xev drinking a whole bottle, too drunk and letting out one of her cluster lizard screams, laughing.
Man on the table with her: "Now that ... is strong a street cry, don't you ..."
He falls asleep.
Kai is in front of the stage and looks up at the piano there. A priest approaches him.
Priest: "Oh, fansy a tickle in the ire-berries myself."
Kai: "My name is Kai."
Priest: "Oh, well, I am father Pickle. This tempsis is my little hole in the wall. Hehe. Are you open at today's mourning for the orphans? That hasn't been good, don't you think?"
Kai trying to figure out, what the priest means.
Pickle: "You must be from ... away then?"
Kai: "I am from the light universe. I was an assassin for 2000 years in the service of his Devine Shadow. I am dead."
Pickle laughing: "Wonderful! But each of us has his own story to tell! - Even it they don't count much in the end. - Would you like to give it a hall?"
Pickle points at the stage piano.
Kai: "It is a musical instrument?"
Pickle laughs: "Haha, there is no one fouling you, me boy."
And he helps him up.
Kai suspicious: "The dead are easily fouled!"
Pickle: "Ah, give it a go. She won't bite you!"
Pickle opens the key board and invites Kai to take seat in front of it. Kai does and inspects carefully the keys.
Pickle: "Listen up, bies. There is no ... tonight we have something very special for you. This very good looking young man, Kai, is from a dead universe. Must be the main land, he?"
All are laughing.
Pickle: "But tonight he has promised us a tickle of the ire-berries."
Everybody's applausing.

Xev waking up the drunkard at her side: "Hey this should be good!"
Kai hits all the keys of piano at once, he certainly has no clue how to handle the instrument but he's learning very fast. Everybody of the audience looks pretty irritated by this noise. It only takes a few seconds though.
Kai lets the last tune fade and watches the customers for a second. Then he starts to play for real, first only a few keys at once.
Xev sings: "Yoh way yoh!"

Knocking several times at room number 6. Bunny opens the door. 
Bunny: "You are early, Stanley."
But it isn't Stanley. He's wearing a different outfit, striking his hair.
Brud: "Well, Bunny, I just couldn't wait any longer to see you."
Bunny smiling of false smile: "You seem different."
Brud: "Different? Ah. What? Me? Ah ... Stanley H. Tweedle, Captain of the Lexx. Different?"
Brud checks his outfit in a mirror.
Brud: "No, I am 100 percent me. Always have been."
Both grin.
Brud: "Anyway, I just came by to say good-bye."
Bunny confused sitting down on the bed: "Good-bye?"
Brud: "Yeah, yeah. I have decided to leave this planet. Right now. I'm gonna take Xev and ..... ah ... Kai with me."
Bunny: "You can't leave!"
Brud: "Well, I am sorry, Bunny. I'd like to stay, really, I would. But you know how it is, Captain of the Lexx, there is a lot of important space missions I have got to do. I just thought I come by to say 'so-long'."
Bunny almost crying, Brud comforting: "Ooh, tetetete. No tears, Bunny, no tears. I know how it must hurt, me leaving, but what can I do?"
Bunny: "I can't help it. This is just terrible. Terrible."
Brud sits down next to her on the bed, pating her butt.
Brud: "There, there, there. Now you tell Bru.... ah ... brave Captain Stanley all about it."
Bunny: "Look, I promised I would get you to stay."
Brud: "Promised? Who?"
Bunny: "My husband."
Brud: "Your husband?"
She nods.
Brud: "Where is he?"
Bunny: "In Washington D.C.. He is the president of the United States."
Brud: "What?"
Bunny: "And more. He asked me to come to Newfoundland to convince you to stay on Earth. And so I said yes, because,... because I love him more than life itself. And ... and I don't want anything bad to happen to him. And now you say you are leaving, and I don't know what I gonna do?"
Brud confused and a little bit afraid: "Oh, I..."
Bunny grabbing his knee when he gets up.
Bunny: "Please don't go, Stanley."
Brud: "Bunny, I...I feel your pain, but outter space awaits Stanley Tweedle."
He retreats that Bunny doesn't go.
Bunny: "No."
Brud: "Oh, ah, look, Bunny. You are young, you'll get over it. - You have to let go of my leg now, Bunny."
Bunny: "I'll do anything you want."
Brud: "Anything?"
She nods.
Brud thinks about it: "Anything..."
Bunny: "Anything. You name it."
Brud faking conscience: "Ah, no ... I couldn't ask you to do... it wouldn't be right."
Bunny: "Oh yes, you can ask me. You can ask me. I'll do anything, whatever it is. I'll say yes."
Brud: "Would you cradled my rock?"
Bunny: "Cradle your rock?"
Brud nods: "Mmh."
Bunny: "I don't know what you mean."
Brud: "It's OK, Bunny, I'll do. Trust me. All will be revealed."
And he opens his pants. Bunny is DISGUISSED.

Kai finally starts to stick together a melody by single keys. It is his song. A very melancholic approach though.
Kai: "Yo way yo. Yo way yo, - humbaha ray ... yo he ruh, ye room Brunnen G, ...."
Adding a few playful tunes and accords.
Kai: "Yo way yo, - humbaha ray ... yooooooo heeeeeeeeeeeee ruuuuuuuuuuh, ye room Bru-nnen G, ...."
Getting very melodic now ... professional sounding. Like Chopin actually.
Kai: "Yooooooo heeeeeeeee ruuuuuuuuuuuuh, ye room Bru-nnen G, ...."
Applause from the audience. They seem to be very moved!

Pickle approaching Kai with a pint of booth.
Pickle: "You do have some talent, my son. But your style ... is a little bit stiff. Drink this. It might help to loose this up."
Kai takes the pint but is not drinking: "I... do not have a liver."
Pinkle: "Oh, oh I am terribly sorry to hear that. Fortunately I have a fraction of mine left."
And he cheers to Kai, drinking his own pint.

Brud satisfied: "Oh, hehehe, oh, that hit the spot."
He leaves his place in bed next to Bunny.
Bunny: "So you're staying now."
Brud taking on his pants again.
Brud: "Oh, afraid not. I am leaving you and this planet."
Bunny: "But you said..."
Brud: "Yeah, well, I lied. You know what they call that around here?"
Bunny: "What?"
Brud: "Tough nurkies. - Anyway. I've got to run. You were great. I've had better, but ... not today."
Bunny: "But you promised you'd stay."
Brud: "Well, I did stay. Now I've got to go."
Bunny getting up from the bed: "You are a bad, bad man."
Brud: "Yeah, well, I can't disagree with you there."
She runs into the bathroom, crying. In the meanwhile Brud opens her purse and takes out her money. He leaves one of the bills for her, the rest is his.
Brud: "Ah, give my regards to Mr. President."
He leaves the room, mocking, laughing.

Xev taking another drink, enjoying herself, while Kai still sitting in front of the piano on stage is watching a band of Irish folks getting ready for a gig, tuning their instruments. The pub is getting pretty crowded now. Stanley standing on the bar and waiting for the right time to get to Bunny. Asking the priest:
Stan: "What time is it now?"
Pickle: "You just asked. 7:28."
Stan inpatient: "And what time is it now?"
Pickle: "I just told you. 7:28."
Stan: "And now?"
Pickle: "7:29."
Stan: "Close enough."
The priest gripping Stan's arm: "You are a bad man."
Stan: "Psst, I have to go."
Pickle: "You don't know the half of a shaved head to face temptation - me whole life."
Stan: "Hey, I am just learning about it, OK?"
Pickle : "Even though I took a vow of chastity. I swore to forget the evil pleasures of the flesh. And deny myself to simple physical pleasure. Of romping naked on a bed with a beautiful light listen fur dark hair...."
Stan: "Listen, listen, listen, listen, I don't know what you're talking about, pal. But I have got a 'romping naked' with that very attempting young lady, and you are making me late!"
Stan a running away, upstairs.
Pickle yelling: "Fight the urge, bad man. Fight the urge. - (whispering to hisself) romping naked. Oh, very dangerous words. - (shouting again, crossing his fingers) away with you, away with you...!"

Stan wants to knock at room number 6. But Bunny opens it by herself and is ready to leave.
Stan: "Hi Bunny."
Bunny hitting him on his face.
Bunny yelling: "Bad man! Bad man!"
And she runs away.
Stan: "But, Bunny. Wait!"
Man behind him: "As you got to know, Brud?"
Four brothers now with chains and other weapons lurking for Stan, grining at him.
Stan: "Are those words you are speaking or is your mouth broken?"
Bro: "Watch your mouth, Brud Parsoner. Or words no more over you lip."
Stan: "You know, what the funny thing about all this is?"
Bro: "What?"
Stan: "I am not Brud Parsoner. I am Stanley H. Tweedle and am the new King of Newfoundland."
Leader smiling: "Oh, come here than, Stanley Tweedle, the new King of Newfoundland. Come here, I won't bite."
Stan approaching carefully: "Well, OK."
And he gets a really good slap straight into his face. Stan goes down.
Bro: "Was time to king this grand Brud."
They all laugh.

At the pub downstairs:
the Irish folk band starts to play Kai tunes but with an Irish touch. Kai just accompanies them on the piano. Brud just enters the room. He is freezing. Then he notices Xev on the bar and approaches her. She listens to Kai, longing.
Kai singing: "Way rooo way, way ratha hoh, way row ya .... way raha way ..."
While Brud gets his leather jacket.
Xev to drunkard at her side: "You want another speech? I think you need some other speed. No?"
Brud from behind her back: "Hi Xev."
Xev pulls down her bottle.
Xev: "Stan."
She gets up.
Brud: "What do you think?"
Xev looking up and down his outfit, inspecting his face.
Xev: "Where is your hat?"
Brud: "Oh, threw it away. New planet, new hat."
Xev amused: "Suppose so."
Brud: "Ah, Xev, I need to talk to you."
Xev: "About what?"
Brud: "Ah, not here."
Xev: "What is it, Stanley?"
Brud: "It is something personal."
Xev: "What?
Brud: "Ah, one's important, it is extremely important. Can we go to the moth?"
Xev laughing drunk: "You are serious?"
Brud: "I've never been more serious in my life."
Xev: "OK Stanley. But it better be important."
Brud nods.

Xev leaves and Brud follows her after getting his electric keyboard.
Kai is still lost in his song with the Irish folk band.
Xev: "I'll be right back, Kai."
Pickle to Brud, which is just passing him: "Bad man."
Kai: ".... yo way rah, jerum Brunnen G ..."
Priest looking after them leaving through the door: "They are not to take you both."

In the moth on top of the hill of the sleeping and dark village.
Xev: "What was it you wanted to talk to me about?"
Brud: "You are a good listener, Xev. You know, that is one of the things I always really liked about you. That and the fact that you are a love slave cluster lizard with a sense of adventure."
He pats her shoulder.
Xev flattered: "I am listening."
Brud: "Well, you know, there are certain things that I have been wanting to get off my chest for a while. Haven't be able to really open up, you know? It is just, just, it's hart sometimes."
Xev: "Whatever it is, you can tell me."
Brud: "Really?"
Xev: "Yeah."
Brud: "Ah, not here."
Xev: "Why not?"
Brud: "Nono. I can't talk about it here. It's got to be on the Lexx."
Xev: "I don't understand what this is all about."
Brud: "You will, I promise. I'll tell you everything as soon as we get on the Lexx."
Xev: "It's that important?"
He nods.
Xev: "Oh, what about Kai?"
Brud: "Oh, we'll come right back. You know, it is just, what I've got to say is so ... so... very, very difficult. You know, I can only explain it on the Lexx."
Xev: "Well, if it's really that very, very important..."
Brud: "Oh, it is. It is."
Xev: "Alright, let's go."
She almost falls asleep. But Brud has no clue how to handle the moth. He looks confused on all the control sticks and lights.
Brud: "Oh, look, do you ... do you mind flying?"
He covers his eyes with his palms.
Brud: "I just, I don't feel like I'm up to it just now. Just ... can you?"
She takes another large sip from the bottle she brought, and then starts taking off. - The moth flies really strange curves on the air. Brud looks scared. And they almost hit the hill before turning into the direction of the moon.

Stan, captured on a chair, with a gag --- just removed from his mouth.
Stan: "Look, whatever it is you think you are doing here, I can tell you, you are making a big mistake. I am the King of Newfoundland ... and I refuse to be disrespected like this. Now release me at once!"
Leader: "Or what?"
Stan: "Or I'll tell the President of the United States!"
All of them laugh. Stan is surrounded by at least eight people.
Woman with umbrella: "Very well."
Leader: "I've got a better idea, Parsoner."
Stan: "I am not Parsoner, I am Tweedle. I am Captain of the Lexx, I am King of Newfoundland. You've got the wrong man!"
Leader: "I see only too real. Only Brud Parsoner can cook up a story like that, yeah? Here is my idea. - For every lie you get one good poundy. - Like that."
Stan gets a punch in his stomach. The watchers cheer.
Stan hurt: "OK, OK, I won't lie."
Leader: "Alright than. Now you see all these people here?"
Stan nods.
Leader: "These are some of the people, whom you've lied to, or else got money of her and never returned. Or screwed over some other way. Now mind you. This is an island. This is a tiny miniscaled fraction of them. Today we're gonna get settled up for once and for all. You get one big cheesily poundy for every lie you told, every promise you broke, every bad dick that you wrong up over the years. You follow?"
Cheering from the crowd.
Stan swallows: "How ... how many poundings are we talking about here?"
Leader: "Well... in the hundreds I would imagine. If ... if not a thousands or even the tens of thousands."
Stan: "But I am not Brud Parsoner."
Punch!
Leader: "Well, that is 10.001 isn't it? - Haha, - 10.000 and ..."
Nobody is laughing with him.
Leader: "Alright, who is first?"

The moth reaches the Lexx parked right behind the moon.
Brud and Xev leaves the moth, but she is not leaving her bottle. Brud very astonished by the sheer size of the Lexx.
Xev drinking: "So, Stan, what is it?"
Brud: "Oh."
Xev: "Why did we have to come up here? What do you have to say?"
Brud: "Man-oh-man."
They reach the bridge and sit down on the floor.
Xev: "We are here, what is it?"
Brud: "Wow."
Xev: "Well, sit! Talk to me."
Brud: "Yeah, OK."
He sits down and takes off his hat.
Xev: "What is it?"
Brud: "Why do I have to feel so much?"
Xev: "I have never seen you like this before."
Brud: "Can I trust you, Xev? I mean, can I really, really trust you?"
Xev: "You can trust me, Stan."
Brud: "Oh, but this is just so hard for me to say, Xev."
Xev: "I am here for you."
Brud: "It's ..."
Xev pating his shoulder: "Say it."
Brud takes her hand: "OK. Okay. It's a song."
He gets up and walks back to the moth to get his electric keyboard. Then he sits down with it beside Xev. Preparing to play.
Xev: "So... what is that thing?"
Brud: "Keyboard."
Xev doesn't understand.
Brud: "I mean it's a ... my music thingy, that I found. The song that I want you to hear, that I wrote ... just for you."
Snipping his finger and pointing it at Xev, very macho-like. She seems surprised.

Down on Earth Kai is still singing his song with the Irish folk band. It has a nice swing, not stiff anymore.
Kai: "Yo-way-yo ..."
The priest is also swinging with the beat, on a table with a blond woman of his own age.
Kai: "Way-yo-way ... Yo-way-raah, - jerum Brunnen-G!!"
The audience applauds him and the band big-time. The priest approaches Kai on the piano.
Pickle: "Of course I can speak the Galish, and a fair bit of Latin. Very little Greek. - but that language ... I don't recognize it at all."
Kai: "It is the language of my people, the Brunnen-G."
Pickle: "And what was that song about?"
Kai: "The Brunnen-G were once a proud and noble race of romantic warriors, who over time became isolated and inward looking. This song ...."
He hits the first keys.
Kai: "... is an ancient song in a long-lost language handed down by my ancestors. It was sung ... by the Brunnen-G warriors as we sang it, when we went into battle expecting to die."
Pickle: "And what happened?"
Kai: "We died."
Pickle nods: "Uuuh."

On the bridge of the Lexx, Brud is playing the first tunes. Just the same lame song which he performed on the stage of the pub earlier.
Brud sings: "Oh Xev, oh Xev, what is it, Xev? Who are you, Xev, oh Xev, Xev, Xev? Why do I feel this way?"
Xev has some problems with this song. It is just too ridiculous.
Brud: "Oh, Xev. What can I say? Happy hour, oh happy hour ... you make me happy at happy hour. Happy hour, oh happy hour...Oh Xev, oh Xev, oh Xev. Xeeeeeeeev. Xeeeev"
Xev can't hold out any longer, she laughs out loud.
Bread: "So, what do you think?"
Xev throws her bottle behind her, it breaks.
Xev: "Yeah, ah, alright, Stan. ... Out with it!"
She grabs him on his collar.
Brud: "Out with ... are you sure?"
Xev: "I am sure. - Stan?"
Brud: "I need a hug. - Hah?"

At the cellar where Stan is kept. One of the brothers from the kitchen chase earlier removes his cap.
Bro: "I have been waiting a long time for this. You lying, tivan, blood of a bitch."
Stan gets hit big-time across his face.
Leader: "40."
Lady with umbrella: "And then when I asked if you were at Dorsey's house you said you weren't."
Big hit. Stan is bleeding out of his nose.
Leader: "41."
Lady 2: "You said you needed my PIN number, because it was right romantic to share PIN numbers."
Another hit. Stan almost unconscious now.
Leader: "42."

On the bridge of the Lexx. Xev hugs Brud, he touches her bare back.
Brud: "Ooooh, this feels so good."
Xev: "Let it out, Stanley."
Brud: "Oh, but I kept it in so long."
Xev: "Well, now it is time to let it out."
Brud: "But it is a part of me that I kept hidden from you."
790 rolls closer on his board, watching.
Brud: "Do you really wanna see it?"
Xev: "Let it out, Stanley."
He takes her hand.
Brud: "Xev, I want you to be the hand that's gonna rock my cradle."
Xev removes her hand, but Brud still holds her at her hips.
Xev: "Sorry?"
Brud: "Oh, come on, Xev. Look, I'll never ask anything from you ever again. I promise."
Xev: "What do you mean? - Stop it, Stan."
Both get up and Brud faces her.
Brud: "Xev, come on, you know what I mean. Come on, enough is enough, hah?"
Xev: "Stan."
Brud: "Hey, look, you are a love slave, right? I bet you cradled plenty of rocks, hah?"
And Brud starts fumbling on his pants. But Xev leaves. Brud tries to stop her. Big mistake. She is faster and stronger.
Xev: "Don't do that."
She points with her finger on him. He grabs her arm.
Brud: "Come on, Xev, don't be like that. Because there is just the two of us here."
Xev angry: "It's enough."
Brud: "Come on."
Xev: "Stan, it's enough!"
And she hits him full time in his face with her fist. She seems to be surprised by her own power.
Brud is close at the edge of the bridge and losing his balance. Almost. But 790 hurries on on his board, and throws him off balance.
Xev: "Stan!"
Brud falls down into the abyss. Screaming.
Xev: "790, what have you done?"
790: "Something I should have done a long time ago. Haha."
Xev: "You killed him, you confused junk head!"
790: "One down, one to go."
Xev takes him up: "Oh."
790: "Put me down."
Xev: "Where is the key?"
790: "Who cares? Where is the Kai?"
Xev: "Stan died. The key should have come out of his hand. - I ought to throw you over, too."
790: "What is stopping you?"
Xev: "Nothing!"
And is she throws him, but only at the control blossom. 790 screams.
Xev crying: "Poor Stan."

She takes the moth and hurries down back to the pub, back to Kai who is still singing his song with the Irish folk band.
Applause again.
Pickle : "Long live the Brunnen-G."
Kai gets up and takes the cheers. Slightly grinning. He gets pat on his shoulder from several band members when leaving the stage. Pickle  starts to pour him another pint at his table.
Pickle : "I think I just pour me another little drop to pretend me from temptation. You are sure you won't join me?"
Kai: "No, I must re-join my friends. - Where is Stanley?"
The barkeeper: "You mean Parsoner? He is getting the Jesus' crap beaten out of him downstairs."
Kai leaves in a hurry.
Band member one: "Okay, you fancy another rendition on that tune there?"
Band members two: "Yeah, come on."
Band member one: "One, two, three... four."
And they start to play this song again just without any singer.

Downstairs, Stanley looks really beaten now.
One of the bro's grabs a hammer.
Bro: "My turn to give him the beers, hah? - How are you getting on, boy?"
But before the hammer can hit Stanley, Kai's brace thing gets it first. They all turn around to watch Kai approach them and gathering his brace thing back.
Leader: "Who - the freak - are you?"
Kai: "I am Kai."
Leader: "Yeah, you're gonna wait your turn, Kai. We just getting started here."
Kai: "He is not Brud Parsoner. His name is Stanley Tweedle."
Stan: "Hello Kai."
Leader: "Sorry, Skipper, you are alright?" 
Xev hurries down the stairs and is really glad to find Stan there still alive. Kai looses Stan's bonds.
Xev: "Hello Stan!"
Stan weak: "Xev!"

At the White House Bunny is crying her eyes out.
Bunny: "And then I ... cradled his rock!"
Priest tries to calm her.
Priest: "Oh there there!"
Bunny: "I did it because I love you."
Priest: "I know!"
Bunny: "It was horrible!"
Priest: "You are a wonderful Bunny."
He gives her many paper hankies and finally gets angry. Hurries to the false baseball on one of his shelves.
Bunny: "What are you doing?"
Priest: "People who don't treat the president's Bunny with proper respect ..."
He takes the atlas out of his desk. 
Priest: "... deserve what they are going to get."
Bunny: "You are the bestest president ever!"
He types in the baseball the coordinates for Newfoundland. And hits a red button.
Priest: "Bye-bye Newfoundland. - Biouu."
Bunny: "Biouu. - I want to cradle your rock right now!"
Priest: "You do?"
She nods!
Bunny: "There is nothing, that I'd like better!"
Priest: "Well then, cradle well by all means."
She kneels in front of him. 
Prince: "Up to no good again, are we?"
Priest: "Prince, of course! Of course." 
He hurries to Prince and kisses his hand.
Priest: "Just the way you like it."
Prince: "Yes, are we all ready to go then?"
Priest: "Go where?" 
Prince: "Oh surely, Mr. President, you haven't forgotten about the Antarktis summit?"
Priest: "Uh, I had actually!" 
Prince: "Airforce One is fueled and ready to go."
Priest: "So am I."
He wants to kiss Bunny good-bye but Prince stops him. 
Prince: "There will be plenty of time for that. After Antartica."
Priest: "Where is Antartica?"
Prince: "This way!"
Bunny left behind looking very sad. Waving.

The moth lifts off from the snowy village.
Xev: "I dont get it. Brud Parsoner had looked exactly like you, Stanley."
Stan still hurts everywhere and badly bruised.
Stan: "Yeah only he didn't act like me. It's a totally different person."
Xev: "I am glad about that."
Kai: "On each planet there seem to be a limited number of models of humans. You happened to find yours on this planet, Stanley."
Stan: "Your good riddles!" 
Behind the moth the sky suddenly turns red - nuclear explosion.They all turn around and take a look. 
Stan: "What was that?" 
Kai: "That was the themo nuclear destruction of the island of Newfoundland."
Stan: "Oh."
Xev: "Good thing we are on our way to Transylvania."
And the moth heads toward black clouds and flashes.