Season 4 - complete transscripts of the eps
(transcription by Ramona Deininger ( http://www.crowwings.com) - spring 2004)

This is not meant to be any violation of courtesy or copyrights. The texts are still Salter Street Films / Paul Donovans / Lexx Gigeroffs - but the transscripts were my effort and work. Please keep that in mind when quoting or posting them!

4.02 - Texx Lexx

A second space shuttle is leaving the Earth heading toward the moon, when exactly at the same time the moth is leaving the Lexx, with Kai and Xev onboard.
They meet halfway, passing each other on high speed.
The two astronaut pilots (man and woman again) look puzzled, Xev look curious behind at the fast disappearing craft.
Man-pilot: "Did you see that?"
Woman-pilot: "What was it?"
Man-pilot: "Well, I don't know, it looked like a big bug or something."

Xev on the moth with Kai, who is not curious at all: "What was that?"
Kai: "A slow moving chemical propelled craft typically of a type 13 planet in its last stage of development."
Xev nods but does not really seam to understand.

Man-pilot: "Houston. A great big bug just passed us, heading straight towards the Earth."
Houston: "Say that again."
Man-pilot: "We just saw a giant moth or something."
Houston: "There are no insects in space."
Man-pilot: "There are now."
Woman-pilot: "Houston, Dr. Lou speaking. It was not likely a moth in the sense of a common Earth organism but it had the external appearance of a levandopertas insect of the pleostenia. However I would estimate its length to be in the order of 5-6000 millimeter."
Houston: "How big was that?"
Man-pilot: "About 1000 times bigger, I would say."
Prince: "Why should you go outside and take a look?"
He sits on the back of the shuttle, as a passenger.
Man-pilot: "It was going really fast, so it is probably long gone by now."
Prince: "It could have slowed down or turned around."
Man-pilot: "Well, we don't see it on the radar, sir, it is not there."
Prince: "Perhaps, or perhaps it can deceive the radar. - So why don't you put on your space suits and go outside and perform a visual check to determine, if they are still there."
Woman-pilot: "I am sorry, Mr. Prince, but we have strict instruction not to go anywhere ..."
Prince: "To obey whatever orders I give. - So, quick, quick, on with your space suits."
Man-pilot: "I'll go."
Prince: "You both go."
Woman-pilot: "Why?" - she is getting suspicious !
Prince: "Because I say so. - What do you think I am going to do? Leave you behind?"
Man-pilot salutes: "This is an ATF-mission. We will obey your order as commanded, SIR."
And they open their belts.

Trailer

Both NASA astronauts in space, firing their external rocket blasters to adjust their positions ... right in front of the shuttle.
Man-pilot checks the area with his device: "We don't see anything, Mr. Prince."
But Prince is not replying, he just fastens the seat belts of the pilot seat inside the shuttle.
Man-pilot turns around toward the shuttle: "Mr. Prince?"
Prince fires the engines. The astronauts finally get their suspiciousness get real.
Man-pilot: "Mr. Prince?"
Woman-pilot: "Mr. Prince?"
Man-pilot shouts: "Mr. Prince! Mr. Prince! What are you doing?"
Prince: "I am going to drive away and leave you here."
Man-pilot: "How do we get back?"
Prince: "You can walk."
Man-pilot: "We are in the middle of space! Sir."
Prince: "Exactly."
Woman-pilot: "Why are you doing this, Mr. Prince?"
Prince: "Because I am bad, so, good luck. Hah, or rather, bad luck. Cheery-bye."
He pulls the leaver and start moving the craft towards the astronauts. And hits the man-pilot.
Woman-pilot shouts: "Mr. Prince, Mr. Prince, you kill him! Mr. Prince..."
The man pilot hits the hull of the craft several times, and screams and finally blows up in the hot stream of the blasters ...

The moth reaches the higher atmosphere of the Earth. And the monitor display of the moth shows approaching objects!
Xev: "What is that?"
Kai: "Welcoming committee I suspect."

In the desert on the ground: a jeep with a large travel track behind comes along the road. Insides the jeep: two teenagers, which look like suckers from the science-classes.
Girl with glasses speaks in a mobile phone: "Okay, yeah, great, - hold on to it."
The jeep gets to a hold next to the road. The girl jumps out of it before the teenager driver (a little fat boy) stops the engine and also steps out. They eject a satellite sausage from the track, which is packed with computer stuff inside. Then they start following outcome of the approaching dots on the computer screen.

FX camouflage fighters in the air: "Fog on 11 o'clock at 17 000 feet and descending fast. - Standing by the fire."
Other pilots confirm: "Standing by the fire."
They all get ready to pull the joy stick triggers which they are using to steer the fighters, - just like in a flight simulator.
Pilot: "Launching missile forth."
They fire and six rockets are aimed at the moth now. Approaching very fast.

In the moth, Xev looks not very excited - just curious, when the display changed.
Xev: "What are those?"
Kai: "Combusted power missiles with explosive tips, designed to destroy such things as this moth."
Xev: "Anything I can do?"
Kai thinks a little bit: "I suggest, you try to avoid them."
Xev nods.

The missiles are approaching very fast --- leaving a condense path behind.

On the computer screens in the desert. The teenagers get excited!
Boy: "Come on, come on."

When the missiles almost reach the moth, Xev pushes the steering stick backward and the moths suddenly changes directions, almost flying backward, or just stopping suddenly.

In the desert, all teenies shout: "YES!"

Kai looks behind them.
Xev: "That was close."
Kai looks silently at Xev.

The fighters still on their track.
Pilot: "These bandits think they are better than us! - Let's squash this bug!"

On the moth monitor.
Kai: "Look."
Xev: "They are turning around."
The missiles do.
Kai: "They are tracking us."
Xev: "Can't you just knock them down with your brace?"
Kai: "That may not be necessary."
Kai turns the communicator on: "790."
790: "Yes, my beautiful dead body of robot desire?"
Kai: "790, we are being tracked by small missiles that are emitting an electronic signal. What is it?"
790: "It is a simple time coded number stream transmitted by the missiles to determine whether the object they are attacking is a friend or a foul. A friendly object would recognize the code and would send the popery respond code back, so the missiles would not attacking."

Pilot: "Prepare to erase the bug in 13 seconds."

Kai: "790, can you respond on our behalf?"
790: "I can, Kai. It is just the same stupid signal the aircraft that fired the missile is sending out. But why would you want me to? Why don't just let them shoot down the moth. Since Xev would have been dead and I won't have to worry about her stealing you away from you anymore."
Xev: "Stop the missiles, 790."
Kai: "If the missiles destroy the moth, I would have no way to return to the Lexx and may be separated from you, forever."
790: "Huch!" Finally 790 turns into action, his eyes fill with code, the screen of the Lexx shows the plan of the codes ... 790 manipulates it. The missiles respond.
790: "Eat my tame code, mister, who wants to separate me from my beloving!"

The leading pilot gets a good aim on the moth through his front window, though Xev tries her best to distract it by several maneuvers!
Pilot: "I have got that bug at 6 o'clock! And I am moving in to swoop that flower at mom. Hoosh, little china. I have got you, I've got you."
The aim gets fixed, - locks ... 
The teenagers in the desert are shocked.
At the fighter, several lights get on, warnings, blinking ... Pilot: "What's in the hell is going on."
The pilot is searching the sky for something, but sees nothing. But THEN, the missiles are going straight towards the moth, pass it, and take aim at the fighters behind! - Boom!

The teenagers in the desert celebrate!

Xev laughs and gives Kai a kiss.
Kai: "Thank you."
790 asks through the speaker: "Thank you for what? Kai? What are you thanking the love slut for? I am the one who saved you! - Kai, talk to me! KAI ? What is that love slut doing ... KAI!"
Xev turns the communicator off. And takes a long look at Kai.
Xev: "Thank you, Kai!"
Kai grins a little bit.

The moth is approaching a factory building right in the middle of the dead and abandoned desert. Then Xev notices, that the moth is not reacting to her steering movements anymore.
The moth is approaching a flame coming out of one of the large pipes.
Xev: "It won't respond."
Kai: "The moth following its instincts: attracted to a flame."
The moth starts circling the flame, and gets closer and closer - one wing finally catches fire. Kai and Xev both look out and up to the wings.
Xev: "The wings are on fire."
Kai: "You must jump, Xev."
Xev: "Jump?"
Kai: "Yes, the moth will not beat the flame, until the twinges are not longer able to keep it aloof. I will try to limit the crash down as best as I can."
Xev opens the hatch and gets on the edge of it.
Kai: "Good luck, Xev."
Xev: "Thanks."
She waits for the right moment, than jumps down, does her lizard rolling thing, gets into one of the pipes of the factory, clinking here and there in the metal pipes and finally leaves it, projectiled right into the desert, where she hits the ground without further damage.

Kai finally manages to move the moth away from the flame and leads it into the direction of the desert, somehow away from Xev, and leaving a big trail of smoke behind. Its course is pretty clear visible.
Kai fights with the control stick, and after a while the moth crashes on the ground, miles away from Xev's location. She hurries as soon as she hears the impact and sees the general direction, where she has to go.

Stan with 790 on the bridge, Stan circling the control blossom on the edge, and 790 tries to throw him out of balance with his board, heading at Stanley's feet. Stanley is pretty bored.
Stan: "Lexx, how many planets in this solar system?"
Lexx counts through all of them, displaying them on the screen: "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight and maybe nine." He hesitates at Pluto.
Stan: "It's enough, let's see no. 9."
Pluto, icy little ball at the edge of the solar system.
Stan: "Oh, doesn't really look important, does it?"
Lexx: "No planet is important unless my captain says it is."
Stanley continues his balancing act. Then goes to the blossom.
Lexx: "And you are my captain, Captain Stanley."
Stan: "Did you ever find yourself in a mood to just blow something up?"
Lexx: "I am always in the mood to blow up planets. That is, what I was build for."
Stan: "Yeah, yeah, Lexx, do you think, you could blow up that planet with your weapon, even, you know, so far away?"
Lexx: "I think so."
Stan: "You know, I have been feeling the urge to blow something up."
Lexx: "So have I, Captain."
Stan: "Okay, Lexx, blow up that planet."
Lexx: "As you command, Captain."
Stan: "And Lexx, see if you can get it with your first shot, okay, old buddy old pal?"
Lexx opens his ocular lenses for shooting, a fire blow erupts, but this time it is in RING-shape, - not a long stretchy line in space. The tiny ring passes Jupiter JUST and finally hits Pluto. It explodes.
Stan is very pleased and suddenly Prince enters the bridge beside him.
Prince: "Good shot, Captain."
Stan is shocked: "PRINCE, you're alive?"
Stanley leaves the blossom ... makes himself very very small.
Prince: "Of course, I am alive. - How do you know my name?"
Stan: "What do you mean, how do I know your name? You, you are Prince, you where on Fire until Xev blew it up."
Prince: "I am Eisenbart Prince, director of the bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms of the United States of America and I have been sent here to attempt to reason with the alien threat."
Prince stands with his back to Stan, and the captain tries to flee unseen.
Stan: "What alien threat?"
Prince turns around: "You!" 
Stan: "Nonono, I don't believe you, you are not Eisenbart Prince, you are PRINCE, you are evil and you ruled Fire until we blew it up. - And you are here to kill me, aren't you?"
Prince approaches Stan, but the captain retreats backward.
Prince inspecting the control blossom: "Why did I want to do that?"
Stan: "Because you are bad. You are bad right to the core."
Prince smelling on the handhold of the blossom: "And why didn't I just sneak up behind you and kill you? - It wouldn't have been difficult."
790: "It still isn't. Please strangle the security guard and make my day a better one."
Prince goes to the head: "What is that?"
Stan: "Robot head with a defected programming, as if YOU don't know!"
790: "A robot head in love with a dead man."
Stan looks for an exit: "Same thing."
Prince is standing with his back toward Stan.
Prince: "So, Captain Stanley, you have already destroyed one of the planets in our solar system for no particular reason. And you have threaten to destroy ours. What must I do to save the Earth from you?"

In the desert Xev is following a road and tries to reach the crashing location of the moth, with Kai nearby. She watches a tramper hitch hiking by pointing up his thumb into the air and stopping bypassing cars on the road. And she decides to just try the same.
Tramper to car driver: "Excuse me?"
Driver: "Yep, get on in."
Tramper: "I appreciate that, Mister."
Xev positions herself on the road and wipes her butt, - waiting for a car to approach.

On the location of the crushed moth, the jeep with the truck stops on the road closest to the smoke-area, where the moth still burns. The two teenies leave the car and start running to it.

There is a car approaching Xev's site. The pick-up stops and Xev leans through the window toward the young cowboy driver.
Cowboy: "Want to go to my place, honey-jell?"
Xev: "Sure."
He opens the door and Xev slips inside, beside the driver. Obviously all forgetting about finding Kai.
Kai is also on the side of a road, walking toward the place, where he dropped Xev, close to the factory. He is all alone on the track.

Video-recording of some greenish glue, dripping from broken pipes of the crashed moth.
Girl with the camera: "It seems to have some type of greenish once blood, but the controls are clearly mechanical."
Fat Guy: "Show the symbol."
The guy is pointing on a cluster symbol next to one of the control panels inside the moth.
Girl: "I am now zooming in on a symbol we have seen on several parts of the UFO. - There are seats, but no signs of any passengers, except for a para-human looking foot prints leading away from the craft. Foot prints we will now follow.

In a Texan little house, more like a cabin actually.
On TV: they show new President Priest at his oat.
I do sorely swear that I will uphold the integrity of the office of the presidency of the United States and faithfully serve my country to the best of my ability. So help me dog."
The White House in the background, and the fat woman from LoveSeed (Season 2) and the episode of Girltown (Season 3) behind his husband, the new president.
Xev gets from another room into the one, where the young cowboy man sits on the couch, watching TV. She grins.
TV-President: "Hough!"
The young man switches of the TV.
Cowboy: "Honey-jell, will you marry me?"
Xev: "What?"
Cowboy kneels in front of her, in one hand still his beer can.
Cowboy: "I feel it in my bones that you are my one and only woman forever. I tell, honey, I love you."
Xev laughs: "But, Brooster, we just met!"
Brooster: "Brooster likes to do things fast."
Xev: "Well, so do I."
Brooster: "So?"
She takes the can away from him: "So. Why don't we just skip the marriage part and get on with things."
Brooster: "Woo, what things?"
Xev: "You know, fun things?"
And she starts to try to open his zipper and kiss him. He gets up and takes seat next to her again, avoiding her gaze.
Brooster: "I can't do that, honey jell."
Xev: "Why not?"
Brooster: "Because ..." takes a long sip from a new can "... this is Texas."
Xev nods but does not really understand.
Xev: "Oh."

On the bridge of the Lexx with Stan and Prince again.
Stan: "You have to understand, that Stanley H. Tweedle, and ONLY Stanley H. Tweedle will blow up your planet ... Earth anytime I want, and I will do just that unless you people on Earth do something to improve my not so much very good mood."
Prince circling the bridge: "No problem."
790: "Mr. Prince, or whoever. You are clearly evil. So kill Tweedle now, that would improve my mood."
Stan kneels down at 790.
Stan: "790, why do you always wonna get me killed? You know, I am not interested in the dead man."
790: "You could be hiding it."
Stan gets up - gives it up on the head.
Prince: "Stanley, Captain, what do you want, what do we have to give you."
Stan: "Only women, you got any women?"
Prince: "You can have whatever kind of woman you want."
Stan: "Oh, okay. - And my own kingdom. I want a place where only I rule and everybody does everything that I way."
Prince: "You can whatever country you want. Within reason, of course."
Stan: "Well, yeah." - Pretty self confident Stanley climbs up the blossom again.
Stan: "And, mh mh, ah I want a puppy. You know, I never had one, when I was little, I always hoped someday I would."
Prince: "That might be difficult."
Stan: "Why?"
Prince: "Well, you see, it's like this!" and he puts up some hand cuffs from somewhere and cuffs Stan on his wrists.
790: "Ah ha, well done, now throw him to his death from the edge of the bridge."
Stan: "Take that cuff straight away."
But Prince just steps up the blossom as well, threating Stan: "Or I tell the Lexx to blow up your planet."
Prince: "Go on, Stanley, blow it up."
He sniffs on Stan: "You know me, I won't be bothered at all. And all will be over in a flash and Xev will hardly suffer."
Stan: "You are Prince."
Prince: "Hold on, Stanley"
He pads Stanley's cheek. And leaves the blossom.
Prince: "You may be slow but your get there eventually. Now let us go and find a moth. And I will fly you down to my new planet."
Stan tries to get rid of the hand cuffs.

Kai is almost at the factory within the desert, when the white science truck is approaching him from behind.
Kai walks beside that jeep and asks the girl through the open window: "Have you seen a love slave named Xev dressed in suit made from cluster lizard skin?"
Fat boy: "I wish!"
Kai turns away and walks even faster than the truck ...
Fat boy: "Are you from that crashed bug ship back?"
Kai: "Would you transport me to that building up ahead?" And he points to the factory.
Girl: "Okay."
Kai grins and takes a inner hand handle and sits down on the door / window frame.
Fat Guy: "Earnest is gonna flip!"
Girl: "Wow!"
The truck leaves with Kai clutching on the jeeps side.

Back on Lexx bridge.
Prince: "As you said, Stanley, I am Prince. I remember where the moths are growing."
Stan: "Lexx, turn now, HARD!"
Lexx: "As you command, Stan!"
Lexx turns direction violently. Prince looses his balance, almost falling over the edge of the bridge.
Stan: "More Lexx, go on!"
Prince holds on his fingertips though.
Stan: "Okay, Lexx, level off."
Prince: "Stanley!"
Stan: "Okay." He takes the robot head who felt off his board.
Prince: "Give me a hand, Stanley!"
Stan to 790: "Be good."
790: "Never."
Stanley gets to the deadly dangling Prince.
Stan: "Haha. What about a further step." He steps on one of Prince hands - and Prince looses the grip, finds it again. Stanley steps on the second.
Prince: "Stanley! - Stanley, let us make a deal, I give you whatever you want. Please, I am begging you!"
Stan: "What did you say?"
Prince: "Stanley, please don't kill me. I'll give you whatever you want."
Stan: "Uh, that doesn't sound like you at all! Maybe your are not Prince, I mean, Prince wouldn't care about dying. You died over and over again on Fire. But maybe Fire was a special place and fear it doesn't work that way on Earth. Hehehhe, so that's the deal, Prince. You afraid you REALLY going to die?"
Prince groaning, almost desperate: "Stanley, we are both practical men, let's make a deal, that works for the both of us."
Stan: "Not a chance, pal."
But 790 approaches on high speed from behind and pushes Stanley over the edge, where suddenly Stanley is hanging just besides Prince! Which is grabbing him with his legs and uses Stanley's body as a ladder!
Stan: "I got, ah, nooooo."
Prince: "Thank you, robot head."
790: "Now please, got him loose. And then, throw yourself over the edge."
Prince: "Hello, Stanley, or shall I be saying good-bye?"
Stanley: "I have got the only key to the Lexx."
Prince considers this option.

Back at Brooster’s cabin, at night-fall, playing a guitar, Xev is singing, sitting beside an old-rocker, friends of Brooster filling the small room. Xev sings a Texas version of the love song with Kai in the Brigadoom EP: 
“I am getting hotter,
I am getting hungry too.
My mouth makes water
when I look at you.
I wonna taste you,
do you think I could,
I wonna eat you, 
do you think, I should?"

The old rocker toughes her and smells on his hand afterwards.

“I am a cluster lizard,
and you smell so good.
I am a cluster lizard,
and you smell so damn good.”

She strokes Broosters skin, who is playing the guitar.

Old rocker: "You are very talented, Xev."
Xev: "Thanks!" All are laughing and clapping their hands.
Brooster: "Tell them where you are from again, Xev, darling."
Xev: "I am from B3K."
Old man: "That is in Texas?"
Rocker: "No, I think, that is near Abilene."
Xev: "No, Texas is in the dark zone. B3K is in the light universe."
Old man: "What shall you do there?"
Xev: "I was a love slave."
Rocker: "Wow, what, what exactly does a love slave do?"
Xev: "Whatever it takes to make a man happy."
Rocker is laughing excitedly.
Xev: "See, I trained in the wife bank on B3K, and I have been waiting forever to satisfy a man in need."
Rocker: "Oh, I am most definitely a man in need."
Xev: "You are?"
Rocker: "Yes, I do."
Xev: "Well, then I can satisfy you." - She is getting really excited.
Xev: "I am a love slave. I want to satisfy man and I want men to satisfy me! The more satisfaction the better, right?"
Brooster crushes his beer can: "Honey jell, you don't mean that!"
Xev shocked: "Why?"
Brooster: "You promised me, you said, that I could have your hand in marriage, remember?"
Xev: "Ja."
Brooster: "I would cherish and honor and respect you, and you will obey me, that's what marriage is all about."
Xev: "Oh, well, why don't we just forget about that marriage part for now and just get naked in bed and do it? Hah?"
Rocker: "Hehehe, I would be going for that ... "
Xev: "Finally!"
Brooster turns away.
Xev: "I was starting to get worried if there was something wrong with the man on this planet."
The old man already undoes his top.
Brooster: "Get your hands off my woman, boys."
Rocker: "Alright, alright, alright, Brooster, I am a man! I just yanking your chick."
Old Man: "Yeah, were just yanking your chick."
Xev looks disappointed.
Brooster: "Party is over you all can leave now, come on, boy. Come on."
And Brooster throws the first one out ...
Rocker: "When you hear the owl calling, you sneak outside and have a quick hard enough three bob tom captain jelly."
Xev: "Alright."
Rocker gets grasped by Brooster: "Hey, Brooster, okay, Brooster."
Young cowboy: "You meet me by the mail box I will be hot as a Popsicle at the rodeo."
Xev: "Sure."
Young cowboy: "Wait for the call of the coyote."
Brooster grips the cowboy: "Come on, I will throw you out ..."
Old man to Xev whispering: "Skip the others, your are the idle of the side winder. Make me feel young again, little lady."
Xev: "Okay."
But Brooster comes in again and also throws the old but out.
Brooster: "Come on."
Old man: "Oh, hey Brooster, great party ..."
Brooster gets back in after throwing them all out, Xev looks after them out of the window, when Brooster takes seat of from her.
Brooster: "Honey jell, how could you do this to me?" He nervously eats some crackers.
Xev: "Do what?"
Brooster: "You promised yourself to me forever in holy matrimony and then you start talking to them all as if it was nothing."
Xev: "I am sorry."
Brooster: "I am hurting bad, honey-jell."
Xev kneels in front of him: "Where?"
Brooster: "Right here." - and knocks on his heart. "The old ticker!"
Xev takes the bowl of crackers away from him and starts touching him on his pants. "I make you feel better."
But Brooster stops her hands: "I can't let you do that."
Xev angry: "Why?"
Brooster: "I don't wonna loose respect for you. - We get married really soon, I promise."
Xev: "How soon?"
Brooster: "I think I can arrange a priest for the day after tomorrow."
Xev: "I don't know, if I can hold on that long."
Brooster: "Where are you going?"
Xev: "Back to the big building made out of pipes and lights and fire come out, where you picked me up."
Brooster: "Why?"
Xev: "Kai will be there now, he will be waiting for me."
Brooster gets up, alarmed and pads Xev's shoulder.
Brooster: "Who is Kai?"
Xev: "My friend."
Brooster: "A man friend or a lady friend?"
Xev: "A man friend."
Brooster: "Do you love him?"
Xev breathing in: "He is dead. There is no satisfaction in loving a dead man." She is getting sad.
Brooster: "Oh, honey-jell. You are one really weird mixed up girl. I don't know, what it is, but you are driving me crazy. - How do you want to get the refinery?"
Xev: "I stick my thumb up like I did when you picked me up?"
Brooster: "Oh no, you won't! Some freak could pick you up!"
He throws her on the couch and takes her feet up.
Brooster: "I'll take you there. In the morning."
Xev: "Okay." She lays down and Brooster sits at her side.
Xev: "Rooster, what does an owl sound like?"
Brooster: "Why?"
Xev: "Chip asks me to meet him, when I hear the sound of the owl. - Oh, or what's a mail box?"
Brooster: "The blue box you stick the mail into? Don't you have them in B3K?"
Xev: "No."
Brooster: "I thought they were the same all across the States. - Why are you asking me this?"
Xev: "I agreed to meet the tall cute dancing guy there."
Brooster: "Anybody else?"
Xev: "Yeah."
Brooster takes his large gun from the top of the ceiling.
Xev: "What is that?"
Brooster: "That is what Chip is going to find waiting for him. Just as soon as I hear his tweetoowooing. And the greeting card Carl is going to get in the mail box."
He fills bullets in the riffle!

In a large building in the desert, the science truck parks inside a large hall. Another whole bunch of teenagers are checking out the technical equipment. Kai stands in front of the jeep, watching the activities, the girl just leaves the car.
A man on a wheel chair approaches the two teenies who picked up Kai. The fat guy just runs away.
Girl introduces: "Dr. Earns Longbore, - Kai."
But the man in the wheel chair just drives on. The girl and Kai follows him.
Kai: "I am looking for a love slave named Xev. She is dressed in a cluster lizard skin. I dropped her at the petrol oil refinery. I have carefully searched the area and she is no longer there."
The chair stops in front of a computer screen, the man inside resembles the crazy vizier at the Lusticon ep season 2. Longbore is only able to speak to a microphone on his throat, - missing his sound cords obviously.
Longbore: "We want to leave this planet. Can you help us?"
Kai puzzled: "What do you want?"
Longbore: "We want to leave this planet."
Still Longbore is not looking at Kai at all, just snips a signal to the fat boy to go away ...

A moth is approaching the Earth. Stan and Prince onboard, Prince kisses Stan on his cheek, laughing.
Stan: "Don't do that!"
Prince: "I am so happy!"
Stan: "Don't! Apart from the fact that you lived there, this Earth. What is it? A good planet, a bad planet? Or ... "
Prince: "It's a bad planet, Stanley, it is a splendidly bad planet."
Stan: "790 says it is a type 13 planet."
Prince: "What does that mean?"
Stan: "Oh, just a planet that is about to be shrunk to the size of a pea by some scientists, looking for a particle."
Prince: "You don't say."
Stan: "Yeah, I do say! So that means that you just turn the moth around and go back to the Lexx and, and leave with us."
Prince: "What a good idea."
Stan: "Why don't you turning around?"
Prince: "Because I like this planet."
Stan: "You just said, it was a bad planet!"
Prince: "Yes, and that's why I like it! However, I will take you up on your offer, not just at the moment, though. As I still have many bad things to do here. But when I done so many bad things that this planet is no fun anymore, I will fly away in the Lexx. And find another planet to ruin. But not necessarily with you, Stanley Tweedle."
And Prince tweaks him at his nose very hard.
Stan: "You put that bomb in the Lexx, didn't you. The one that went off in his stomach."
Prince: "Indirectly yes."
Stan: "Weren't you afraid you just gonna blow the Lexx up?"
Prince: "No."
Stan: "No?"
Prince: "No. You don't think that I'd expect the most powerful weapon in the two universes to be damaged by a little bomb from a type 13 planet, do you?"
Helicopters approach the moth, and escort for Prince, which is landing the moth in the heart of the headquarter, where we saw the presidential staff meet in EP 4.01, - in the middle of the desert. A landing spot underneath opens its hatches. The moth sinks down one of the large pipes into the depth.

Dr. Longbore is watching the video clip, that the girl took from the interior of the moth, that crashed with Kai in the desert. Girl in record: "Seems to have some type of greenish once blood, but the controls are clearly mechanical. ..." - "Show the symbol" - "I am now zooming in ..."
Kai also watches, standing right behind the wheel chair.
When the screen shows the cluster sign, Kai gets beside the Dr.
Girl on record: "The symbol we have seen on many parts of the UFO."
Longbore: "Freeze it!" he orders the fat guy.
Longbore: "Curious."
Kai: "Why?"
Longbore: "I have seen that symbol before."
Kai: "Where?"
Longbore: "In a number of places. What is it?"
Kai: "It is the symbolic icon of the Devine Order."
Longbore: "What is the Devine Order?"
Kai: "The Devine Order was a clerical organization that once dominated the league of 20.000 planets. The Devine Order was headed by His Devine Shadow, a human tyrant, too, possessed by an insect essence, the enemy of human kind."
Longbore: "You use the past tense. What happened to the Devine Order?"
Kai: "It was destroyed during the cleansing when all humans from the league of 20.000 where summoned to the cluster to be fed to a very large insect, called the Giga-Shadow."
Longbore: "Did anyone survive?"
Kai: "No, the entire universe was destroyed."
Longbore: "But if the universe was destroyed how is it, that we are here now?"
Kai: "The universe that was destroyed was the light universe which once existed in the same time and space as the dark zone."
Longbore: "So,  - we are in the dark zone."
Finally Longbore takes a look at Kai.
Kai: "Yes. The universe of evil, chaos and depravity."
The fat boy gets behind Kai and has a pretty stupid expression on his face --- as if to underline Kai's words!

Back at Brooster’s. The sun just rising. Brooster is still sitting at Xev's side of the couch, where she is sleeping save and sound. Brooster clenches to his gun.
A four wheel motor cycle is approaching and the driver imitating a owl call. It is Chip.
Brooster takes a look out of the window, when Chip gets off his vehicle. Brooster leaves his house when Chip is spaying some refreshing mint-stuff in his own mouth to 'kiss' better.
At the same time, the dancing guy is lurking behind a wooden shelter, watching everything.
Chip: "Hey, Brooster, what's up?"
He puts his hands up, when he sees the gun aiming at him.
Brooster: "You tell me, Chip!"
Chip: "I am just up for a morning walk."
Brooster: "Is that right?"
Chip: "Yeah, so when is the wedding?"
Brooster: "There ain’t gonna be no wedding."
Chip: "Why not? Ah, you wonna live in sin, won't you?"
Brooster: "No."
Chip: "There, what then?"
Brooster: "There ain't gonna be no wedding, because I am gonne be dead."
Chip: "Say what?"
Brooster: "Gonna kill myself, - that is, if the cops don't shoot me first."
Chip: "Well that, that is really sad, Brooster. Especially when things are starting to look up for you, yeah?"
Brooster: "Yeah. Real sad for me. And for you, too."
Chip: "Oh wait, what do you want about that, Brooster.?"
Chip tries to retreat and looking for his own weapon or an escape.
Brooster: "Let me explain it to you. I'll plan to shoot you square in your double crossing chest. What about now?"
Chip: "Ohoh, hold on, hold on, Brooster, come on. Come on. - Me and you though have been buddies. Look here I am just taking a morning walk and thinking about you as a fact. You stop putting this crazy thing on me, what?"
Brooster: "She is my woman, boy, forever."
Chip finally gets, that there is no reasoning with Brooster.

In the front of a medieval display of a dark black figure, projected on a positive wall.
Longbore: "Could be mere coincidence. - But the number of segments in this symbol is precisely the same as in your icon."
A lot of young scientists gather around the positive photos projector. The dia-positive shows a dark hutted figure, looking like one of the monks of the Devine Order actually, or even the Devine Shadow himself. And in the background a coffin, and a priest or a pope or such, lying dead inside.
Longbore moves his chair backward and the girls puts on its brakes. The display changes to a old papyrus scripture.
Longbore: "This was uncovered in the first called cities of Ur, Somalia, posed 4000 years BC. Once again, the identically number of segments and once again we find it associated with death."
Then the display shows the famous painting of Hieronymous Bosch, the sinners. And right in the middle of it: the black hutted figure again.
Longbore: "This paintings hang in a small church in the foothills of the Carpathian mountains, in Eastern Hungary."
Kai gets closer to the display wall.
Longbore: "Tell me your story."
Kai walks behind the wheel chair.
Kai: "Tell me your story."
Longbore: "My name is Dr. Ernst Bo Longbore, most recently I associated the team of researchers divided between this planets two most powerful nuclear particle accelerators. My team has been building ever more powerful particle accelerators to try to determine the mass of any of the higgs bosom in order to complete our picture of the basic building laws of this universe. But I now realize that this experiment we were doing was extremely dangerous, it would trigger a chain reaction that will cause the entire planet to collapse into an oxidant particle about the size of a pea. We were drowning in the sea of our own insanity. 
I tried to stop the project, but in their blind worse to be the first to measure the higgs bosom, they wasn't listen. I warned the government, if I measured to save the human race, but I was fired, dismissed from WARP, the world association for privy search sissies, and stripped the whole seven FIP to Dees."
At Brooster’s: "Get on your knees!"
Chip: "Okay"
Brooster: "Say all your prayers, Chip."
Chip: "Come on, buddy."
Brooster: "You have then seconds. Nine, eight..."
Chip: "Come on, buddy, ..."
Brooster: "Seven ...Six, five, four ..."
Chips gets very nervous, helpless on his knees.
Old man: "Three!" comes up with a gun as well. And unlocks it.
Old man: "Now, put that down, Brooster, so that I don't have to shoot you."
Brooster: "I am going to shoot you too, old hammer."
Old Man: "What for?"
Brooster: "Couldn't winkles sleep with you damned rapped them all night."
Old Man: "You gonna but that gun down, Brooster."
Brooster: "She was my one and only woman!"
Brooster aims at the old man, misses, hits the pick-up, the old man hits Brooster in his shoulder, then the second shot hits the old man square on the chest.
Chips tries to run away, limping, but Brooster aims and gets him first on the leg.
Xev wakes up because of the noise.
Xev: "Brooster!" - she hurries out.
Brooster aims still at the crawling Chip.
Brooster: "Ain't no one gonna mess ...!"
Xev goes outside and down the few stairs: "Brooster?"
Brooster: "...with my room mate!"
The young dancing guy runs to his car / pickup, gets his own gun.
Xev: "Brooster! Brooster, what are you doing?"
He turns around, and sees the young guy and shoots him square. But he also gets hit in the chest ... in the meanwhile Chip gets to his vehicle and gets his gun as well ... 
Xev approaches Brooster: "Brooster!"
But right then he shoots Chip, and Chip also hits Brooster, which is finally stumbling and falling to his knees.
Brooster: "Honey-jell." and at the same time aims at Chip, who is bleeding through his mouth.
Xev: "Yeah?"
Brooster: "You are my one and only woman!"
And with this last words he falls down straight dead.
Xev: "Oh, Brooster, what a WASTE!"

At the research headquarters, the girl is pulling the wheel chair.
Longbore: "From time within the next 12 months. Either labor will reach the power they needed to determine the higgs bosom. And therefore within the next 12 months, this planet will be shrunk to the size of a pea. We tried to sabotage the facilities, but they aren't closed now. We know, we can't stop from a liberal term, the government will not listen to us, they immediate think we are crazy calks. So we chose to gamble over them pre-sources on an almost hopeless game."
Kai: "And what is that?"
Longbore grips Kai's chest clothes and pulls very hard, so that Kai has to bow down to the wheel chair.
Longbore: "You! We have been searching the skies and continuously broadcasting a disfacile into space for two years now. We knew that once we weren't rescued by an advanced extraterrestrials we would all die this year along with all other plant, animal and microorganism on this doomed planet. - Thank you."
Kai opens his mouth for a reply when he is released from Longbore’s grip.
Longbore: "Thank you. Thank you."
Kai: "What for?"
Longbore: "For answering our call."
Kai: "I have not answered your call. I came to this planet with Xev to learn if it is a good place for her to find suitable men who would make her happy."
Longbore: "This planet is not good place to do anything with anyone."
Loud shouts of men from above: " Hieronymous  down. This is one hell of a planet!"
All look up, the scientists and Kai as well.
Fat boy shouts: "The ATF!" And the scientists hurry away, trying for shelter, only Kai just keeps standing  ... when a special corps get down on lines and cables from above. They start shooting on almost motionless scientist, still standing in a row, when get down on the ground.
ATF-Men shout: "Everybody, get everybody down!"
Finally Kai gets into action as well. He fires his brace to one man still on the top, puncturing his heart, re-catches his brace and hits a man in front and behind that one, decapitate a further man on the ground very quickly. It all takes only about 3 sec. Then the ATF force is defeated.
The girl and the fat boy watch in awe and fascination!
Kai checks the area, while Longbore comes forward again.
Girl in front of Kai: "Wow!"
Fat boy: "How, how did you do that?"
Kai: "I was an assassin in the Devine Order 6000 years ago. - Who were they?" he asks Longbore.
Fat boy: "The bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms."
Kai turns back to the boy: "Why were they attempting to kill you?"
Longbore: "We don't know exactly. - The ATF recently destroyed SETI, the organization that searched for extraterrestrial life, with which we were boldly associated."
Kai gets closer to the display of the painting again ... just in front of Longbore.
Longbore: "But that makes no sense, unless you believe, like I do, ..."
Kai gives Longbore a looong look, but gets back to the painting again.
Longbore: "...that the play of in ex split able irrational events that have lately be set this world on a cry of pain from a planet that somehow knows that is doomed."
Kai: "I would like to learn more about this individual."
Kai touches the display of the hutted figure.
Longbore: "Why?"
Kai turns to Longbore again, he seams not to be willing to tell Longbore more of his own goals ... seams, he is not trusting the doc, that he knows from other lives !
Kai: "Will you help me find Xev?"
Longbore: "Will you help us leave this planet?"
Kai hesitates: "Yes."
Longbore: "We will try to help you find her."
The girl gets very close in front of Kai, almost intimidating. Kai grins just a little bit and takes a leave. The girl stars longing after him.

Back at Brooster’s. The police already arrived and locked the area.
Policeman: "Now Ma'm, what you say your story was?"
Xev is leaning against a police car. The police officer gets his note pad and a pen.
Xev: "Well, I promised Brooster, that I was going to marry him. But I didn't want to hold out two more days until we did it, you know? Brooster decided to have a party to announce the wedding so he invited all his friends to come over."
Police: "What friends?"
Xev: "All of them. Some of them were really nice, you know. And he said, he wanted to make love with me, and I wanted to. So I agreed to meet them."
Police: "Who?"
Xev points over to the victims: "Well! Chip and Dale and the old guy, too. But I guess Brooster wasn't so happy about that, and so he took his weapon thing and went outside, and then they all killed each other."
Police: "Now, what did you say, you were?"
Xev: "I am a love slave from the planet B3K."
Police: "Aha, and where is that?"
Xev: "That is in the light universe."
Police: "Now is that near Abilene?"
Xev: "No, it is in a parallel universe, but is doesn't exist anymore since it was destroyed by drone arms."
The officer grins big time and storages his pad. "Well, Ma'
me, may I have to ask you to turn around?"
Xev: "What for?"
Officer: "Just turn around."
Xev: "Okay."
Officer takes out his hand cuffs: "Ma'm, I am placing you under arrest of suspicion of murder."
Xev: "You think, I did this?"
Office: "Madame, no matter what I think. All matters what the state of Texas thinks. But for now, I am taking what you look where you won't cause any no more trouble."
Xev: "Where."
Officer: "Prison!"
And Xev, remembering what prison meant on the cluster, is SHOCKED. The officer leads her inside the police car. "Come on."

High above the ground in the big cathedral-like hall at the center of the ATF headquarter Stanley is fixed on chains at the wall like the little boy next to him, that first discovered the approaching Lexx-ship (4.01 EP).
Stan: "Let me down on here!" 
But about 50 meters beneath the guards do not notice or look up at all.
Stan: "I am Stanley H. Tweedle. Captain of the Lexx."
Boy: "Don't worry. After a few weeks you get used to it."
Stan: "Weeks?"

The Lexx is still circling the moon, but in the opposite direction comes a swarm of little probes, carrot-shaped with tiny little metal feet ... heading toward the Earth. Hundreds of them!